Couples Shirt Idea

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

I keep drawing penis...

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn't the content, it's the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar speech – the kind of speech that will use the words "increasingly" and "fucktrumpet" in the same sentence.

everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these

my look today is inspired by sleep deprivation and anxiety