No Homo But The Deer In Headlights Look You Got Going On Is Doing It For Me

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

Bruce: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Jason: Mine just says "Jason no."

Bruce: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

JOINTS IS PAIN

I think it would be a really funny joke if we make Jason win every poll he’s on, no matter the topic. It’s to make up for his original loss.

Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

Naming my son a “J” name so I get to use Jaybird as a nickname and no one knows it’s really for Jason Todd, my beloved

I need to re-dye my hair but I don’t have access to my favorite hair dye anymore and ugggh

A. A. Milne

   Milne is SO famous for his Winnie the Pooh stories that his other writing gets eclipsed. I have a book with his other children’s poetry in it, though, and some of them are just as relevant today as they were a century ago.

“Pinkle Purr” is about motherhood, and if I have to cry from reading this, so do you.

The original illustrations for Milne’s work were done by Ernest H. Shepard, and they’re brilliant. If you’ve only ever seen the ‘Disney’ Pooh, you should check Shepard’s work out.