No Sorry But This Is So Fucking Funny.

Spider-Man and Black Cat through the years.

Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man Parallels (2012)

I feel like the "put your mask back on!" bit has been memed to death and reduced to "Felicia has a mask kink" but there's a lot more going on. Felicia couldn't handle that Spider-Man was a real person with a real history and a real life. That's called objectifying and that's not love.

You blinked.

Whatever. You can’t even see what you’re doing!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 677: “The Devil and the Details”

walking around on walls while wearing a crop top. WHORE!!!

everyone is talking about mcu spidey’s iron spider suit, or his homemade suit, or his stark tech suit, and i’m just waiting to see mcu peter in one of comic peter’s most iconic outfits:

an ‘animal’ cropped tank top,,,, cut off denim short shorts,,,,, @ marvel, bring this look back

Mary Jane by Carlos Gómez

the reason peter is apparently competent at a motorcycle when he cant drive cars is that he's unhinged.

the exact reasons people hate motorcycles (exposed, unsafe, no protection) are why he loves them. he has so much more control than in a car. gives him a sense of safety. actually lets him drive without self destructing.