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Manager: ok sorry for bringing you all in for a morning meeting but it's kind of urgent
Dave, an australian: its midnight here, fuck you.
Manager: yeah sorry dave. it's just. people have been talking and. we're still short on money.
Moss, already on xeir fourth cup of coffee for the day and tired of everyone's shit: how the fuck are we short on money again.
Edna, who definitely doesn't have a suspicious secret tumblr blog about organ harvesting: have we tried selling everyone's organs?
Manager: thats the fourth time this month you've suggested that, Edna, the answer is still 'no'.
Edna: >:-(
Keith, who is definitely high and has been using his phone instead of paying attention to the meeting: omg... twitter users have to pay eight dollars a month to get verified now lmaoooooo. Hey wait guys you know what would be funny?
programmers, already writing out code: yep, on it.
Manager: and the employee of the month award goes to Keith
Tumblr has the best user driven tending algorithm out of any social media platform change my mind
Église Saint-Pierre, Plounénez-Moëdec.
Détail - 29 mars 2021.
A little store, for tiny travelers. A shelter on rainy nights.
actually enjoying that tumblr made their "secret" dashboards easy to find now
the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!
So good to have John Frusciante back on the guitar!
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