My Cartoon For This Week’s New Scientist Magazine.

if a crab was verified would it do it like this or like this

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

Alain Delon 1935 - 2024

this year on tumblr we’ve had:

•horse plinko

•time for crab

•tumblr blaze

•manscaped

•live slug reaction

•twitter exodus I & II

•Dracula daily

•the Supernatural fandom killing the Queen

•adult content being *not* unbanned

•Sans > Reigen tumblr sexyman killing the queen

•the t logo coming to life

•2014 tumblr becoming a trend

•MCR reunion

•new Arctic Monkeys & The 1975 albums

•the rise of The Sandman and Bee and PuppyCat

•female presenting nipples are back

truly one of the years of all time on this hellsite

Not to mention that by killing weak spiders you've been able to spot, you're reinforcing the spiders' gene pool, increasing the chance that one day YOU will be the one killed by a sneaky super-spider.

i just saved a spider in my room instead of killing it. my connection with nature has increased by 27%

Tintin v. Indy, Adam Murphy

Hint: try tapping on the t logo

EVERYONE SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS !!!!

MID RECORDING I ALSO SAW NETFLIX REBLOGGED MY FUCKING GIFSET HELLO WHAT THE FUCK I CANT TYPE WHAT THE FJXK

accurate

how staff decisions are made at tumblr

Manager: ok sorry for bringing you all in for a morning meeting but it's kind of urgent

Dave, an australian: its midnight here, fuck you.

Manager: yeah sorry dave. it's just. people have been talking and. we're still short on money.

Moss, already on xeir fourth cup of coffee for the day and tired of everyone's shit: how the fuck are we short on money again.

Edna, who definitely doesn't have a suspicious secret tumblr blog about organ harvesting: have we tried selling everyone's organs?

Manager: thats the fourth time this month you've suggested that, Edna, the answer is still 'no'.

Edna: >:-(

Keith, who is definitely high and has been using his phone instead of paying attention to the meeting: omg... twitter users have to pay eight dollars a month to get verified now lmaoooooo. Hey wait guys you know what would be funny?

programmers, already writing out code: yep, on it.

Manager: and the employee of the month award goes to Keith