Ur Card Declines At Ohtori Therapy And They Bring Out The 17 Year Old He/they Pink Hair And Pronouns

What’s better than one obsessive internet girl? Two! What’s better than two? Obsessive internet girl yuri!!!

Used that midsommar scene as ref lol

I am a god, Jecka

nemuro tokiko mamiya sitcom

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

P girl (✿◠‿◠) 

Considering that Mahiru was always described as this military genius who could anticipate her opponent’s next movement in Cat16 it looks quite forced how Kagami sidelines her in Vampire Reign so the plot can flow in the direction he wants. Like, looking at her feats in the LNs, there is no way she could have been outsmarted by Yuu and Mika when they fooled the squad when going to a different place for food supplies while using an illusion as a decoy.

guards. Put the blonde man in a situation