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surely, this is a good idea social media AU part 2 starring: the Core Four!
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Ninjago textposts because. Yeah.
Sources: tumblr, Twitter, the onion, and screenshotsofdespair
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thank God, we think, that we're not like him.
I GOT A CUSTOM BOUND RED ROBIN 2009 RUN FOR A RELATIVELY GOOD PRICE SO I DIDNT HAVE TO PAY THE $10 SHIPPING FOR EVERY COMIC !!!! IM SO HAPPY
Is it worth it to spend $10 on shipping on one tiny little comic but it’s Red Robin 2009
I genuinely love how in batfam fanfics….
Dick is like: little D (Damian), Timmy Tim, little wing (Jason) I’m on my way my baby bros!!!
And then in canon….
Dick: *perpetually perturbed by his codependent siblings but knows he’ll never not answer cause who else is gonna pull their dumbassses out the gutter*
All info is from Uma's Wicked Book and the descendants movies.
The fact that they put up with one another.
How in sync the three of them are.
Uma's speech thing before 'What's my name' where she mentions Gil and Harry before herself specifically.
They share what is essentially a diary disguised as an 'How to Guide'.
They all are somewhat good at drawing (based on the doodles spread around the book).
The part where Harry says "Sorry, Gil, it's true" when he talks about the lesser crocodile wrestling matches he's seen before talking about Gaston losing to ten foot croc.
The fact that they've gotten into food fights together.
How comfortable they are with one another.
They tell each other a lot of sensitive info in Uma's wicked Book.
They run the crew together.
Gil is the one who found the ball gown that Uma used to make her skirt.
Harry gave Uma a cracked crystal ball for her birthday once that she still has.
Harry once accidentally stole Gil's boots once and was implied to have given them back.
They gossip together.
Gil and Uma both agree that the fact that Harry was comfortable with sleeping on the Jolly Roger when snakes were being used to deal with a rat infestation is weird. And they were both creeped out by the snakes.
They're all dramatic together and find the cauldron born in the cauldron repair shop annoying.
Uma lets Gil have a tab despite being annoyed by how high it has gotten.
Harry and Gil both dislike going to Trolltown but still do because the slopshop is there and Uma likes eating there.
They go to the slop shop often together (at least once a week).
Harry joking about being able to read the slop shop menu to tease Uma and Gil.
Them pranking dragon hall students together.
Uma and Harry both loving the same class—Accelerated Piracy.
The boys teasing Uma about the fact that a hairy troll named Moe (who works at the Slop Shop) has a crush on her and how he even slipped her a note once.
I need a “Jason Todd Enemy to Caretaker” where he ends up adopting all of young justice BUT NOT JUST THE CORE FOUR, I need that man to practice arrow with Cissie, having to deal with Greta’s ghost shenanigans, having late night talks with Anita and having makeup lessons from slobo. + spending hours trying to detangle Bart’s hair, movie nights with Kon, Helping Cassie with her homework and spend night giving Tim company while he works. LET THAT MAN HAVE THE SUPERCYCLE ON SPEED DIAL
aximili-esgarrouth-isthil is living the fucking nightmare though tbhÂ
and I don’t even mean the thing about how he got trapped in a crashed ship miles under the ocean only to be informed upon rescue that while he was down there his big brother got eaten alive
I mean imagine you got stranded on an alien planetÂ
and all that stood in the path of galactic annihilation
was your PERSONAL ability to remember perfectly the contents of the class you had at 7:35 your freshman year of high school. the one you passed with a C. the one you mostly spent goofing off in the back with your best friend because it was the only class you had together. or, alternatively, the class RIGHT before lunch (so you were always hungry) that you had with your crush (so you were always kind of distracted watching her)
Your name is Aximili you have Space ADHD and every week you have to take a pop quiz about your high school theoretical physics class and if you ever get a question wrong everyone you know dies.
Also, while you were trapped in a crashed ship miles under the ocean slowly running out of air, your big brother got eaten alive.