Back With My Bullshit. Aka The Silent Ghost! Cole Au, In Which He Is Forgotten The Moment He Turns Into

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

“It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.”

Lee Felix, son of the Queen of Hearts

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the thing about people writing tim as insecure is like yeah he is insecure and a little desperate and the cockiness is partly a defense mechanism. but he would NEVER actually let on that he is even remotely insecure. he's an unreliable narrator because he doesn't even let the reader know he's insecure most of the time. tim would rather disembowel himself with a grapefruit spoon than have even his closest loved ones know that he's a little insecure sometimes

Tournament of Elements, but Kai gets really carried away. It's definitely one of my favourite seasons 👀

aximili-esgarrouth-isthil is living the fucking nightmare though tbh 

and I don’t even mean the thing about how he got trapped in a crashed ship miles under the ocean only to be informed upon rescue that while he was down there his big brother got eaten alive

I mean imagine you got stranded on an alien planet 

and all that stood in the path of galactic annihilation

was your PERSONAL ability to remember perfectly the contents of the class you had at 7:35 your freshman year of high school. the one you passed with a C. the one you mostly spent goofing off in the back with your best friend because it was the only class you had together. or, alternatively, the class RIGHT before lunch (so you were always hungry) that you had with your crush (so you were always kind of distracted watching her)

Your name is Aximili you have Space ADHD and every week you have to take a pop quiz about your high school theoretical physics class and if you ever get a question wrong everyone you know dies.

Also, while you were trapped in a crashed ship miles under the ocean slowly running out of air, your big brother got eaten alive.

Happy Halloween!! :D

It might be a socially distanced affair this year, but being family means the Agreste twins can still hang out and have fun (with candy Nathalie bought). It’s becoming clear how Fu is funding all those potion ingredients…

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Choi San, son of Chernabog

"Your past shouldn't stop you from achieving your goals and dreams."

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Jeong Yunho

“Nothing in this world is so good as usefulness, It binds your fellow creatures to you, and you to them; it tends to the improvement of your own characters and gives you a real importance in society, much beyond what any artificial station can bestow.”

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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses