Young Justice Be Like “you Wanna See Some DEEPLY Traumatized Teenagers?”

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one trick ahead of disaster

kenny ortega, descendants / alan menken, one jump ahead (reprise)

Donnie have you ever been on a sofa?

It’s like looking at that sofa sitting positions meme with the stock photos.

Descendants textposts that sort of explain the fucked up plot of this franchise.

Bonus: the thesis of the entire trilogy--

Part 18

Kim Hongjoong

“The most sublime act is to set another before you.”

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YJ98 as stupid shit my friends and I have said

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"May the odds be ever in your fucking favor YOU HAVE AUTISM" -Bart to Tim

"I feel like a husband finding out his wife is pregnant for the fourth time" -Kon

"And I thought those plumber porn videos were lies" "WHAT?" "Being in here is making me realize all those awkward angles aren't unrealistic" -Cassie and Cissie

"That sounds like a drag queen prostitute or a Wreck it Ralph villain that is a little too cunty to be straight" -Bart (probably about Slobo)

"Men are weird, THAT man deserves to be studied under close observation" -Red Tornado about Bart

"I thought macaroons were a fruit no joke" -Bart

"Alright streetwalker put the money makers away we're going to see GOD" -Anita to Cassie

"Ah yes before the time travel but after the world-ending apocalypse" -Kon

"Why do you have so much-autism" -Kon to Tim

"He will have to bestie up with Jesus Christ, and I'm JEWISH. Do you know hard you have to partner up with someone else's god?!" -Tim

"Oh boy 800 mg ibuprofen and chocolate cake, truly the food of kings" -Greta to Tim

YJ playing never have I ever 

Cissie goes never have I ever been experimented on by the government so Greta, Kon, and Bart put a finger down “Bart?? Hello??” “The futures fucked” “Called it” “Are you good?” “I mean I like pizza and not being stuck in a simulation sooo” “the future doesn’t have pizza??” “I know! Not having pizza is the absolute worst” 

Kon goes never have I ever had a mentor disregard my safety and everyone except Anita, Cassie, and Greta put a finger down “The joys of not having a mentor” “Hal lost it when he found out about last christmas” “Every time Diana realizes we’ve gone off planet she goes nuclear” “middle child, no one’s looking for me in the first place”

Cassie says never have I ever been betrayed by family members (biological or otherwise) so there’s a small argument over whether or not you should have to put a finger down for each betrayal “I’m just saying there’s a lot of speedsters” “I have like nine siblings on a technicality” “Do alternate versions of alleged biological relations count??” “🤓👆🏾AlLeGEd BiOlOgicAl ReLaTIoNs ” “stfu” “Can I add someone else’s alt to my list if they killed me?? Wait, Thad tried to kill me again last week” “Are we counting each person or each betrayal??” “I don’t have enough fingers for that” “fuck, me either” “I don’t have enough fingers for each person much less each time I was betrayed” 

Anita goes never have I ever had a family member attempt or succeed in killing me and everyone puts a finger down “so fuck me ig” “does prime count for us??” “yeah?? we’re family, stupid” “I feel targeted” “me too” “what if it was an accident??” “It still counts”

Tim goes never have I ever had to screw with time to meet family member(s) so Anita and Bart put down a finger “technically I didn’t-“ “you’re a speedster put your mf finger down” “fair” “they were babies, I didn’t meet shit” “they were your parents put your fucking-”

Greta goes never have I ever befriended people that tried to kill me multiple times and Tim and Bart put down a finger “it’s how we bond! This is slander” “Bart we’ve been to like six other timelines and dimensions where Thad kills you” “wait you said friend do I-“ “Pru” “listen that’s different” “Anarky??” “Klarion” “Azrael” “Lynx” “I also tried to kill you” “My fucking finger is down are you happy?” 

Bart goes never have I ever had a family that doesn’t want me around and everyone puts a finger down “look at us! Bonding” “I don’t think I was invited to thanksgiving last year” “ngl they have no idea how old I am” “I was accidentally added to the family group chat” “dude they added you??” 

Tim goes never have I ever had mommy issues resulting in everyone putting a finger down “??” “You do know you’re targeting yourself right??” “Bart put your finger down” “wtf why my mom loves me” “Emotional turmoil bc you can never see her again ergo mommy issues” “eRgO” “stfu” “Kon?? You don’t have a mom??” “My choices are Superman or Lex” “Yikes…” “Put another finger down”

[No one wins especially not the jl that walked in halfway through the game bc yj was having game night in a briefing room and gave absolutely zero notice]

Is it worth it to spend $10 on shipping on one tiny little comic but it’s Red Robin 2009

Do you have any other thoughts about the Cole haunting the monastry au or plans for it? It’s super cool!

yes, actually! these are some random thoughts that I've had for it

Cole didn't know that he was the elemental master of earth when Wu first took him in. it took all the way up until this au's version of DotD before he realised.

he gains his true potential in s13

when Lou finds out Cole's alive, he is happy, but he also knows that he wasn't the best parent, which is why he lets Cole stay with the ninja

the timeline for this is a bit messed up, but it probably goes something like: Cole is 7 when Wu adopts him -> he's 8 when he dies and haunts the monastery -> chronologically 14 when the rest of the ninja arrive -> chronologically 15 during s5 and when he goes through the rift

Cole was really bitter and angry towards Wu in the beginning. he thought that Wu didn't care for him, which is why he ran away and got killed.

in the alternate version of this where he ends up in the cursed realm with Morro, he doesn't care about Wu at all. he's found a new family in Morro and the other cursed spirits, so why should he care about someone who didn't care about him? Wu did care. he was just bad at showing it, and Cole does care. just a tiny bit. enough to ask why Wu didn't look for him

this isn't a fun tidbit about this au or anything but I actually came up with this before I got into DC yet there are a scary amount of similarities

alternate version Cole did know that he was an elemental master. Morro told him in the cursed realm and helped train him

the main au version of Cole inconvenienced Wu multiple times by knocking over his tea or letting his papers fly everywhere because he was 8 and also very petty

I don’t love how this came out but whatever