When The Short Becomes The Tall

Things I love about the sea three;

All info is from Uma's Wicked Book and the descendants movies.

The fact that they put up with one another.

How in sync the three of them are.

Uma's speech thing before 'What's my name' where she mentions Gil and Harry before herself specifically.

They share what is essentially a diary disguised as an 'How to Guide'.

They all are somewhat good at drawing (based on the doodles spread around the book).

The part where Harry says "Sorry, Gil, it's true" when he talks about the lesser crocodile wrestling matches he's seen before talking about Gaston losing to ten foot croc.

The fact that they've gotten into food fights together.

How comfortable they are with one another.

They tell each other a lot of sensitive info in Uma's wicked Book.

They run the crew together.

Gil is the one who found the ball gown that Uma used to make her skirt.

Harry gave Uma a cracked crystal ball for her birthday once that she still has.

Harry once accidentally stole Gil's boots once and was implied to have given them back.

They gossip together.

Gil and Uma both agree that the fact that Harry was comfortable with sleeping on the Jolly Roger when snakes were being used to deal with a rat infestation is weird. And they were both creeped out by the snakes.

They're all dramatic together and find the cauldron born in the cauldron repair shop annoying.

Uma lets Gil have a tab despite being annoyed by how high it has gotten.

Harry and Gil both dislike going to Trolltown but still do because the slopshop is there and Uma likes eating there.

They go to the slop shop often together (at least once a week).

Harry joking about being able to read the slop shop menu to tease Uma and Gil.

Them pranking dragon hall students together.

Uma and Harry both loving the same class—Accelerated Piracy.

The boys teasing Uma about the fact that a hairy troll named Moe (who works at the Slop Shop) has a crush on her and how he even slipped her a note once.

aximili-esgarrouth-isthil is living the fucking nightmare though tbh 

and I don’t even mean the thing about how he got trapped in a crashed ship miles under the ocean only to be informed upon rescue that while he was down there his big brother got eaten alive

I mean imagine you got stranded on an alien planet 

and all that stood in the path of galactic annihilation

was your PERSONAL ability to remember perfectly the contents of the class you had at 7:35 your freshman year of high school. the one you passed with a C. the one you mostly spent goofing off in the back with your best friend because it was the only class you had together. or, alternatively, the class RIGHT before lunch (so you were always hungry) that you had with your crush (so you were always kind of distracted watching her)

Your name is Aximili you have Space ADHD and every week you have to take a pop quiz about your high school theoretical physics class and if you ever get a question wrong everyone you know dies.

Also, while you were trapped in a crashed ship miles under the ocean slowly running out of air, your big brother got eaten alive.

Imagine you’re Gregory House and you work exclusively alone and stupid Cuddy is making you take on a fellow or you have to up clinic hours by double. So of course you’re gonna make it fun. So you decide to find the richest, most pretentious and privileged doctor you can find (since cuddy won’t let you hire an untrained pr*stitute), a real ‘mommy and daddy’s little Angel’ type, and BREAK them. So lucky for you Rowan Chase has a son that’s going off the deep end and really needs a job to straighten him out. Perfect. So you hire the little shit and decide to see how long it takes to break down his worldview. And he walks in, flowy golden hair, pretty eyes, and a fresh face. Of course he’s pretty too, even more privilege. Jackpot.

So you start him out and see how long it takes for him to call you poor and threaten to tell daddy, or use the phrase “do you know who my father is??” And in a cunning plan you tell this kid to break into a patient’s house to find clues to their deteriorating state (you know what’s causing it but GOD if it isn’t interesting) And to your surprise he does, not only that, but finds a diagnosis, proving you wrong in the process. So you ask him to do more and more and get you a coffee on the way, and he does. The poor kid looks like bambi after his mother got shot when he realises he messed the order up. You put off and put off sacking the poor kid, because he’s fun and nervous, but he’s daring too, willing to start a good argument, but desperate to please. Not at ALL what you’d expected.

And then Wilson starts liking the kid, becoming grossly paternal, bringing him food and looking after him when he had to jump out of a window on a house visit (whoops) and telling you off when you go too far. You ignore the rapidly increasing connections you’re finding to the three of you and a family unit; you’re meant to toy with the kid! Not teach him how to throw a ball.

And then you find yourself looking out for the stupid kid too. When he gets into fights or, hell, subtly praising him when he thinks you’re disappointed.

And you realise you really like this kid, so when Cuddy asks if he’s too much of a handful and how it’s going you have to make up some excuse about having a young and pretty secretary is actually pretty useful, despite having the wrong parts.

That stupid little spoilt brat you wanted to hire is actually an ambitious doctor that’s had no support, and you realise you actually want to keep him around and- despite the fact you’d never admit it- want to see him thrive. And if you hear him slip up and call you dad once or twice? You’ll let it slide.

cassie must give real good hugs huh

I genuinely love how in batfam fanfics….

Dick is like: little D (Damian), Timmy Tim, little wing (Jason) I’m on my way my baby bros!!!

And then in canon….

Dick: *perpetually perturbed by his codependent siblings but knows he’ll never not answer cause who else is gonna pull their dumbassses out the gutter*

Choi Jongho

“If you persevere long enough, if you do the right things long enough, the right things will happen.”

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Don't Think About It (3)

Don’t think of Odalia being willing to abandon her children to save her own skin

Don’t think of the kids running out of food and giving the last bits to the younger kids

Don’t think of these kids, abandoned in a world-changing without them, trying to raise other kids

Don’t think of the kids comforting the younger kids, so sad and scared, unable to understand why their parents have left them

Don’t think about Edric’s body never being quite right after all that’s happened

Don’t think about his wrists clicking or locking or how he limps when it rains

Don’t think of Emira painstakingly bandaging him, her hands shaking horribly, thinking of if her baby sister was hurt just as bad or worse

Don’t think of Boscha, watching her loved ones be possessed, and suddenly being in charge of everyone else

Don’t think of how lonely and abandoned she felt

Don’t think of how the kids have the weight of the world on their shoulders

Don’t think of how out of control Hunter and Willow felt

Don’t think of how tired Luz is

Don’t think of how worried Amity has been

Don’t think of how the weight of all the secrets he keeps was slowly crushing Gus

Don’t think of Camila realizing for the first time how out of their element her kids were in her home

Don’t think of how betrayed the Collector felt

Meet a Cole who instead of training under Wu, trained underYang!