You Know What's Best? It's Having A Good Morning!!!

I will never recover from how everything and everyone was so queer in The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit and everything else. Legolas and Gimli built a boat together to go to the Undying Lands together and spent all their time *together* after Return of The King but yeah totally platonicly™️

Frodo and Sam were so queer in the books and movies that the actors themselves ship them together, and Sean Astin wanted them to kiss but we all know they wouldn’t have been able to get away with it. Bilbo and Thorin were so gay in the movies that this isn’t even an edited screenshot.

And somehow people still believe that it’s all platonic

momokarun got me squeeing like a fuckin teenager in 2012 istg aaaaaaaaaah these kids are cute

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

has anyone else ever felt so strongly about a ship that when you try to talk about it your heart starts to hurt and you just

Shoutout to ambiguous gender scientists with half tied hair and confusing biology.

Also mother issues and a thirst for knowledge that borders on unhinged.

hey hi hello can you reblog this if you’re a trans-inclusive witchcraft or paganism blog i am fighting for my LIFE out here

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

This was my most popular post this year however I only shared it on TikTok until now lol

Lorelei..me needs lorelei........me needs that religious delusional little girl.........me needs that music aesthetic religious girl NEOW...,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!