To Anyone Pissed At Nevada Right Now,

quick “STOP THE COUNT” meme dump so I don’t lose these gems

Writing Prompt #4

‘Bartender.’

To be frank, the only reason I was here was because the pay was good.

Almost too good, for such an easy job in my opinion. All I had to do was serve drinks - that were in labelled bottles, mind you - and to know when a person was red-faced enough to cut them off.

I didn’t even have to deal with the drunkards that often, they rarely came over to this particular establishment.

I guess I was just lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time. A poster on a lamp post, a chilly Wednesday morning, and a wallet that was only getting emptier. Then it was just a hop, skip and a twirl away to the club.

Well, they say club. It looks more like a cafe to me. Admittedly, most cafes don’t sell alcohol, but most clubs were loud and rowdy and wholly annoying.

Whoever designed this club had comfort in their mind; with large and lush armchairs, warm and rustic colours, and low-hanging dim lanterns. The atmosphere was almost always cozy - except of course for the times someone got too rowdy with the bottles.

There I was, minding my own business. Cleaning the glasses with a rag and nodding my head along to the tunes that floated out of the speakers.

Then she walked in.

I won’t be cliche. I won’t say that heads turned when she walked through the door. I won’t say that the speakers stuttered to a stop thanks to some magically timed malfunction. I won’t say her presence was magnetic, and that she’d be forever imprinted in the minds of the other people in the cafe.

Mostly because all that didn’t happen. Also because I’m not one for cliches.

But then she walked over to my counter. 

Ordered a drink.

Took out her phone.

I mean, all normal things, right? I thought so too. I paid her no mind.

I served her drink, talked about how it looked like it was going to rain, then went back to work.

Eventually, she finished her drink, left her pay - along with a tip that I appreciated - on the counter,  and walked out.

And that was it.

She didn’t even leave her number on the counter, so I filed that memory as insignificant and continued on with my life.

That was it.

It was, honest.

Though, while we’re on the subject of honesty-

I lied, she did leave her number on the counter.

Though, I’d dealt with lots of these before. I wasn’t exactly unattractive, if you’d catch my drift.

Most of the time, I’d ignore them. Throw them in the recycling, never look back.

This time though, I thought, what’s the worst that could happen?

Oh boy.

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tw; r*pe people watch/read graphic stuff with like, aliens in them or sumn and when the alien starts to lay eggs in the person we all go “EW GROSS WHAT NO DISGUSTING” and try to get the alien eggs out as soon as possible but when rapists impregnate someone it’s like “well maybe you were asking for it and no you have to carry the baby” like would you say “maybe you were just flashing that alien with your skinsuit” like?? dumb bitch-

I just don't think babies should occur unless the person undergoing pregnancy is okay with their body being used to produce another human being? I think that is a fairly basic standard of consent

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Writing Prompt #2

‘Spring’

Lots of people, each with their own thoughts and likes, leads to lots of opinions.

Lots of opinions, means that sometimes its hard to find one that you can really relate to.

It’s hard to find someone that you can truly relate to.

Where I live - where I was born and raised and planned to raise my own children here - has four seasons.

The usual; Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter.

To me though, there’s something special about spring.

Maybe it’s just the relief it gives after harsh winter.

Maybe it’s the smell of the flowers blooming, and the smell of the dirt they grew from.

Maybe it’s the birds, singing their song for all to hear in the morning.

Spring’s the best season, in my opinion. I’m always happier in spring.

My good mood usually doesn’t go unnoticed, too.

‘The Spring Joys?’ My flatmate asks me, when I nearly skip out of my room.

He likes summer better than Spring, but he says he enjoys watching the smile on my face during these three months.

Every year, every spring, he asks me this. At first, when we first met and were still awkward with each other, I can see a glint of hard amusement.

Like, as if he was laughing at my spring mood.

As time wore on, we grew closer. When he locked himself in his room after the death of his foster parents, I left him meals in front of the door. When I stressed over my younger siblings not having work, he sat by me on the sofa and listened.

We even helped each other fight off our nightmare of a landlady from wrangling this flat out of our hands. Afterwards, every moment spent had a certain sweetness to it.

Every year, every spring, I smile at him. ‘ ‘You can cut all the flowers, but you can’t stop spring from coming’,’ I quote.

He rolls his eyes, as always. I spot a glimpse of a smile hidden away, as always.

As we move on with our daily routines, I can’t stop the occasional glimpse out the window.

Can’t help the smile that tugs on my lips.

The contented sigh that escapes my lungs.

Spring is here.

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do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

same goes with pretty much anything else tbh.

you wanna sing but you ‘can’t’? wrong, you can, sing out the window, hold concerts in the showers, belt out half remembered lyrics.

you wanna dance but you ‘can’t’? wrong again, you can, the floor is your own and the music is to your liking. dance until you can’t and even then keep going.

literally who the fuck cares? who the fuck cares about quality when knowing that it makes you happy is good enough? who ever the fuck cares about whether what you’re doing ‘good’ is someone you shouldn’t care about. 

its your world and you’re the one fucking living in it so its bout damn time you start acting like it

STOP saying u cant draw something u can literally draw whatever U want. I wanna draw a horse, BAM drew a horse. I wanna draw two ppl kissing BAM drew two ppl kissing. I am God of mine own hands and I will create

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I accept the friendship nugget.

...I am also the sad fool who realises that whatever sad amount of friends they had were the ones who tagged them in the first place.

Sorry folks, dead end here. Check in a few years to see if I'd perhaps, in the unlikely event, had gained more friends.

sunsetcarnation264:

8-bit-britt:

aquamarine-machine:

pikaharambe:

rubyfroakie:

ask-your-teacher-sunny-sunshine:

harp1ntra1n1ng:

bluebloodedsweater:

yeahhiyellow:

jurdan7:

thewickedkings:

b00kworm:

awkward-avocado-s:

bisexual-boredom:

deanbean-soup:

that1nerdgirl:

the-1-and-lonly:

anxieteas-tea:

virgils-anxiety-and-insanity:

irei-art:

solicitous-lyo:

gaytothethirddegree:

goldfishgiraffe:

firedrakegirl:

ladyarkytiorofdunans:

isnt-that-something:

crippledtrashcan:

valentinetellsajoke:

quarantinemakesyoulookatthissite:

zeebee52:

onlyplatonicirl:

glimmeringsunshine:

archivefullofyoutubers:

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

@onlyplatonicirl @lanaplaystoomuch

I ACCEPT YOUR NUGGET OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!

@rainysquiggles @quarantinemakesyoulookatthissite @lunalights-stuff84 Friendship Nuggie!

!!!!! I ACCEPT!!!

@valentinetellsajoke​ @freshwerewolf-pizzaroll​ @lunalights-stuff84​ @underxthexnightxstarz​ @kikirain​ 

OH!! THANK YOU!!

@kitrien @isnt-that-something @undertaleau-headcanons @braindeadskeletons @jacketbones @crippledtrashcan @bigoltrashpile

AWWW THANK YOU!!!! :::”””DDDD

@keziha-chan @pureangleda @puppy-the-mask @snowflakeimagines @annegirl13 @isnt-that-something @rainbowut @yeehowdy-2-point-0 oh! And @greenjellyblob :•))))))))

(You don’t have to pass it on if you don’t want to, but I still give you nugget of friendships ;;DD)

I was tagged twice?! Thank you both, @valentinetellsajoke​ and @crippledtrashcan​!!  I am too tired to tag peeps but I’m passing on the nugget of friendship to whom ever wants to share!

DO NOT EAT THE NUGGET OF FRIENDSHIP! FOR AS THE NUGGET OF FRIENDSHIP IS DIGESTED, SO TOO IS OUR FRIENDSHIP!

@ariinya​ @vex-bittys​ @lizzie-tempest​ @blacksheep28​ @iconicanemone​ @ladyflame-ask​ @addicted-to-the-fic​ @grayscaleanon​ @imjustalazycat​ @kaysteroni-n-cheese​ @pureangleda​ @meldaburke​ @melodyrider​ @firedrakegirl​ @noble-noodle​ @ulskelesona​

@blacksheep28 @dianamoonposts @dizzy-gamer @ibelieeveeineevee @lost-immortality @rnd-injustice @damnedxfate @yunasightx

I’m tempted to eat the nugget of friendship! But I won’t :D

@gaytothethirddegree​ @flowersdobloom​

awwwww! thank you! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@multi-fandom-remy  @solicitous-lyo​

Ahhhh thank you ily, right back atcha!!

@multi-fandom-remy @lavender-mochi @greenteaturmoil @supernatural-raptor @irei-art @justtrashperson @dante1138 @starbucks-remy @catadoodles @raaindropps @just-shilaylay @layschips12 @aspex-t @dioramic @tiny-pan-penguin @logicalberry @wroammin @igosploosh @wicked-universe @youthquake-in-the-making @logan-sanders-enthusiast and @ everyone else I’m forgetting and all my curious anonymous friends!! Ahhh I just love you all with all my heart and I’m thankful to know you MWAH MWAH YOURE AMAZING!!!

*gasp* thank you lyo!!

I will give this Nugget to @lavender-mochi, @bottledenigmas, @ethan-bethan, @virgils-anxiety-and-insanity, @lovelemons, @candykarkat, @wroammin, @saturn-the-art-dude, @lots-of-love-123, @ask-light-side-remus-and-friends and @naomithenarwhal!

*wide eyed* t-thank you!

@helloidkwhatimdoing-0 @kyle-cutie @hedgiehoggles @spoofy-drawings @owner-of-the-devil-cat @anxieteas-tea

ahhh??? thank you! i’d love to be friends! you are amazing! thank you!

@phoenixdoesstuff @the-1-and-lonly @its-always-the-witching-hour (@error-410-rat, @willowthedorken) @imliterallyvirgilandlogan @night-time-anxi-tea @virgils-anxiety-and-insanity!

Yay my friend!!! Tysm

@itsawitchesworld @nightanjel @night-time-anxi-tea @that1nerdgirl @imliterallyvirgilandlogan @sodapopspike (yes I mean all of y’all) @kitkat-kiwikat @drewwwbydoobydoo

Yaaaaayy!!

@too-much-chaos @hey-i-like-writing @tiny-pan-penguin @the-1-and-lonly (i know you tagged me but you get it too) @mythosnerd @anything-yzabela21 @ohnoimfangirlingagain @deanbean-soup

Thamk you :)))

@awkward-bisexual-finger-guns @bisexual-boredom @amazingdemigodstuff @monochromemelody087 @masterconstellation @witchybitchyho (sorry if I missed anyone, @you I am forgetful)

Friends! Can I tag u back?  @bitchass-slytheriny-snake @yag-but-backwards @dearevanhamilton6 @funky-gay-fae @reallyradrat @homosexual-having-tea @bitchass-slytheriny-snake @awkward-bisexual-finger-guns @awkward-avocado-s @deanbean-soup @inprisonforsparkling

@bisexual-boredom I ACCEPT THE NUGGET💛💛

@b00kworm @clockworkgraystairs @abraxos-is-toothless @acourtofmarauders

@awkward-avocado-s I ACCEPT THE NUGGET AND GIVE IT BACK TO YOU, thank you so much!!💛💛

@abraxos-is-toothless @jyoti96 @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @clockworkgraystairs @aelin-queen-of-terrasen @negativenesta @cardan-greenbriar-tcp @acourtofmarauders @thewickedkings (I feel like I’m missing someone- I’m sure I’ll remember it later)

@b00kworm I AM HONORED TO RECEIVE THE NUGGET 😌❤ Thank you so much!!

@jurdan7 @cardan-greenbriar-tcp @dressedindustandshadows I literally can’t think right now but there are so many people I’m so thankful I met on here!!

Akrhakfb another one!! I’m crying rn,, thank you luv!! I accept the nugget!~ @charincharge @thatbitchydonutcollector @morozovasbitch @aneurwin @wonder-and-wildflowers @arushipun @yeahhiyellow @ellayulbo @rowaelinislife and so many more🥰 (sorry this took so long!!)

Nehbxksbdidwbdv thank you for the nugget!!! 💛💛💛 Luckily I’m vegetarian so you won’t have to worry about me eating it lol

There are a lot of people on here I could pass this onto so here have the friendship nugget 💛💛💛 @youknowwhoboi @manicparadox @sonic-fairyspell @mywigglybaby @bluebloodedsweater @the-delicate-sea-dryad @quackjax @russianblue22 @kara-jayne-art @willowreader @sakurablossomhime @alyonalina @flightofthestorm @emiliaf25 @abbeyplusultra @adorabeanie @emzillaspn @pzos-amiserableidiot @tin-a-can @pastel-bi-day @my-sins-might-be-your-tragedies @strixton @assortedyeets @dreamxeyes @echosilverwolf @rahzy-l7 @ajunkblogorsomethingiguess @lenotchpoodles @bookish-bacillaria @genderqueer-deity @boowoomuu @junemo10 @luminescent-city

YAY FRIENDOS 💛💛💛

Thanks, that’s cute.💙

@awful-little-goose @phoenixxi @pyrepalaver @krabandkrill @k-eke @krabandkrill @jodaaariel @jojoseames @daily-magolor @daily-gorb

DO NOT EAT THE NUGGET OF FRIENDSHIP! FOR AS THE NUGGET OF FRIENDSHIP IS DIGESTED, SO TOO IS OUR FRIENDSHIP!

@melyna14yt @harp1ntra1n1ng @darkgamer-gacha900 @funsized-aesthetic @eles-random-shit @dyingcow @story-centr1l @abhavkr @rose437 @remichuuu @lyraceleste @ask-fatima-and-the-pals @cartoonusa @everythingfox @sammyblack22 @ourquiethome @asktheyogabaldi @welcome-to-random-characters

[Sorry if i didnt get all of yall in i have homework to do and i dont want to waste alot of time but friendship matters]

Well, okay. If you say so. Thank you very much.

YO @pikaharambe TAKE THIS NUGGET! IT SYMBOLIZES FRIENDSHIP!

AAHH!! THANK YOUUUU

@flowersofstarlight @aquamarine-machine

TAKE THE HOLY NUGGET

For me?….W-Wow.

@8-bit-britt @clawdiusartist 

May I?

Aaaaaa thank you!!!

@waffletoast215 @sunsetcarnation264 @asmallspark

@mrbunnicula

Autumn gets nugget? Autumn loves nuggets! (that kinda hurt to type XD but if you get what I’m tryna reference then y’all get another nugget) @byrdybyrd02 @rammbook @crimsoncobaltblue @cl-babydew @sophfandoms53 @gymthecartoongeek @ginadespell @feckle-queckle

Thank you so much! @crimsoncobaltblue @greenbean-quackeroo @rtlknd @midnight–vamp @rainy und @kody whose urls i cant remember rn

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cats.

reblog.

dont agree? too bad.

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

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