"I Decorated My Own Execution! "

You ever just press the side of your face into an entire Very Patient Cat and listen to the ocean inside

cats.

reblog.

dont agree? too bad.

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

as if GEESE weren’t a disaster enough, now you give us GEESE that think that they’re DRAGONS? 

GEESE that will STEAL YOUR STUFF and HOARD IT like a ferocious beast? GEESE that will HONK and SCREAM in a mimicry of a ROAR? GEESE that are EVEN MORE SELF CENTRED THAN NORMAL GEESES?

a goose that was raised by a dragon would have so much power. it could walk into my house and I’d have to move out. It could take my first born child. It could step on me and I’d have to apologize. It could chose to enslave me and the only way I could ever call out for help was to reblog a tumblr post about goose eggs being hatched by dragons. I have no power against a dragon-raised goose and neither does god.

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

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you’re all valid and you’re allowed to cry and its okay, you’re okay

Yo if you’re a boy with mental illness, a boy with disabilities, a boy who is/was an abuse victim, a boy who has an ED, a boy with trauma, I need you to know that you are not a burden, that you don’t need to “harden up”, that you are very brave, and that you shouldn’t just have to “get over it”.

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fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

what is the word ‘seriousness’ it’s supposed to express like, the serious-ness of a situation or a person, right? but why is it why does the word ‘seriousness’ not sound serious at all it looks like someone did a thing and just added in a half thought later to make it fit  ‘seriousness’ ‘serious-ness’ what?

“I didn’t plan on being a wanted fugitive.

Of course not. That’s not a thing you plan on doing. You don’t wake up on a fine Monday morning, look up at your ceiling and say to yourself; ‘Today, I’m going to become a criminal.’ You don’t. You don’t do that. Please, don’t do that.”