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ALFONSO DE PORTAGO and JUAN MANUEL FANGIO during the 1956 FORMULA ONE SEASON

Some of the drivers watching testing for the British GP🇬🇧, 1960.

From l-r: Dan Gurney, Wolfgang von Trips, Masten Gregory and Bruce McLaren.

masten gregory BELONGS on tumblr

“[Masten] Gregory was well known for his youngish looks and thick eyeglasses, due to his "terrible" eyesight.”

he’s so me

jim clark core 🐑

JIM CLARK having a laugh at the 1962 BRITISH GRAND PRIX

oh god okay nigelio masterpost here goes:

pov you’re nigel mansell scrappy f2 driver you’re 26 years old you’re a dork and you have begged and lied and scraped your way to a test at paul ricard with the Actual Lotus Team for a potential race seat in 1980. but. you are still injured from a crash you had in a race 6 weeks ago and you are pretending to be fine even though you’re in agony with literal cracked vertebrae.

when you finally get to the test the car is too fast and you can’t cope with it and you’re in too much pain and you’re miles off the quickest time which was set by some italian millionaire musical prodigy twink who looks like marlon brando with better hair and he will definitely get the seat instead of you and you’re devastated.

and then this beautiful rich kid says to one of his friends “I want to help him, this boy” despite the fact he is 5 years younger than you and he gives you tips on where you’re going wrong and what to do differently and then you find seconds in the car and you manage to do a time good enough to be offered the lotus test driver seat.

and the next year you are promoted to race driver alongside the rich kid and you get on really well even though you’re total opposites; he’s a roman aristocrat, he’s cultured and sporty and charming and you’re just some awkward working class kid from the midlands with a chip on your shoulder but you get along, you’re friends. he even gives you a nickname mansueto which means tame, docile, gentle, but to you he’s always just elio.

(one time you’re hanging out on the beach in brazil when one of the lotus team members gets caught by a riptide and you both run in the water to save him and you get to the guy first and get him back to shore and then you realise elio hasn’t come back with you and you have to be physically restrained from going back in the sea to look for him even though you’re completely exhausted. elio was ok but you didn’t know that.)

(one time you’re on a flight together in south africa in a tiny jet in a thunderstorm and elio is so terrified you go up to the cabin and speak to the pilot just to make sure everything is ok and reassure him.)

anyway your car isn’t that great but things are still going ok, you get your first podiums and elio gets his first win, you hang out at the drivers’ strike and elio plays piano for everyone and you will spend the next several decades recalling how ~talented~ he was on that occasion.

but. then your inspirational, legendary lotus team boss, your idol, your mentor, dies unexpectedly and a new guy comes in to run the team and he hates you. he starts favouring elio and giving him better equipment and tries to turn you against each other by giving you different information but eventually you figure out what he’s doing and stick closer together.

by now there is this hotshot new brazilian rookie on the grid and you know you’re going to get replaced by him for the next season so you decide to leave lotus and go to williams. and then lotus starts treating elio the way they treated you, favouring the new guy and letting him test more, giving him better equipment and generally leaving elio out in the cold.

so you’re testing the williams car at donington park when elio turns up out of the blue and says you both need to talk. and he flies you in his private jet to his father’s luxury mansion in the south of france and you stay over and you talk into the early hours about how he’s being treated at lotus and how it was the same for you and the realisation brings you closer together and the next day you drive with him to where lotus are testing at paul ricard and you escort him to the garage and you glare at the entire lotus team on his behalf because you’re so disgusted with how they are treating him.

(one time in canada he gets pole position over his amazing teammate and he comes and finds you in the pitlane afterwards just so you can laugh together about the old men outqualifying the ‘arrogant young kid’)

at the end of the season you finally win your first race with williams but elio decides he has to leave lotus and goes to the brabham team for the next year. your new car is amazing and you know you’re going to be fighting for the title but elio’s brabham is awful and he’s really struggling in it. so after monaco his teammate riccardo patrese is meant to be doing a test but elio asks if he can do it instead so he can understand where he’s going wrong with the car. it’s at paul ricard again and you will be testing the williams there too.

there’s an accident. the car fails and crashes and elio is trapped. a fire starts. you are there, you are fighting to get him out of the car with some other drivers but you can’t do it. the marshals don’t know what they’re doing, there’s no doctors and no medical helicopter, because nobody thought something like this would happen in a test.

elio dies in hospital the next day.

the belgian grand prix is a week later. you take your first win of the season.

in your interview after the race, you dedicate the win to him.

tldr i would literally die for nigelio and you should too xx

Matching poses for the two Belgians :3

R.I.P Jochen Mass

1946 - 2025

rip jochen mass [1946-2025]

rest in peace jochen, you will be missed 🕊️

Alfonso de Portago with Pierre de la Salle — Sebring, 1956.

Pierre de la Salle, or Pitou, was a journalist and ex-husband of model and actress Suzy Parker. Alfonso had a relationship with Suzy Parker’s older sister, model Dorian Leigh!

Happy Birthday Wolfgang von Trips 💓

everyone 🍨 get 🍪 a 🍰 sweet 🥞 treat 🍬 for 🍩 taffy’s 🍫 birthday 🧁!!

favourite pictures of WOLFGANG VON TRIPS

Edmund Nelson and Alfonso de Portago — Tour de France Automobile 1956.

Ayrton vence o GP do Brasil ♡

RIP Roland

Motor Sport Magazine

‘Roland Ratzenberger - my son’

It wasn't just Senna who was lost that weekend at Imola. Dennis Van Louenhout spoke to Roland Ratzenberger's father about a driver who deser

PHIL HILL, 1961

PHIL HILL, 1959

now hottest driver of a era, 50s-90s

ohhh nooo i simply MUST do every decade oh i just it wouldn't be fair !!!!

1950s

peter collins/wolfgang von trips !!! NO I WILL NOT ONLY DO ONE THEY ARE BOTH TOO HOT TO JUST HAVE ONE AND I WONT MAKE THEM FIGHT IN THE PITS

1960s -

literally got nothing else to say, jack brabham was really hot. i want to be his wife so badly. also shoutout to jochen rindt.

1970s - excluding depailler...

peter revson oh my god lord what a gorgeous man i can't gatekeep any longer i NEED people to see how beautiful he is ... wowie ...

1980s - only because i mentioned him before...

elio de angelis has got to be the most beautiful man i have ever seen. well besides the guy in the middle bottom picture but STILL. the golden hair and confused expression has got me S O B B I N G !

1990s -

90s mika häkkinen was so boyfriend..... oh my god

"One night during the French Grand Prix meeting the drivers and team personnel were gathered at their favourite bar in the town. Drinks had been taken, and Hawthorn made a bet with Stuart Lewis-Evans, Moss's teammate, to see who could climb faster up a couple of trees in the courtyard. Off they went. Standing below them, one of their more illustrious colleagues suddenly felt liquid falling on him. Looking up, Stirling Moss heard a voice. 'I've always wanted to piss on you from a great height,' Hawthorn shouted."

- Page 146 The Boy: Stirling Moss

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thank you so much cazzy!!! you are absolutely wonderful as well ilysm <33

JACKY & CATHERINE ICKX, 1970s

this photo i found of stirling on pinterest….

JACKY ICKX after winning the 1972 GERMAN GRAND PRIX

Silver Springs - Classic F1 Haunting the Narrative

In this shirt - Wolfgang von Trips

Music to watch boys to - Mike Hawthorn