me: *chillin*
my brain: SELF HARM BINGE EAT TAKE ALL YOUR PILLS PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH A WALL DRINK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA PULL OUT ALL YOUR HAIR SCREAM FOR NO REASON JUMP IN FRONT OF A CAR CUT OFF ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS ROB A BANK
me: *no longer chillin*
A simple guide to picking a great color palette. No matter what the colors are, using colors that are certain distances from each other on the color wheel result in a great contrast of colors. The simple color schemes shown above are used in the most popular logos, posters, websites, paintings, and even movies and television.
this may be an Unpopular Opinion (even on tumblr) but like the 8-hour workday is just Too Gotdamn Long
like even sitting in an office for eight hours a day isn’t particularly pleasant (or healthy, as we are beginning to see) but when we’re talking about doing *actual work* for that same amount time it gets pretty fucking brutal
doing literally *anything* (even leisure activities) for eight hours straight tends to be less than enjoyable but when we’re talking about things like construction, landscaping, factory work, and hell, even foodservice and retail, eight hours is a fucking ETERNITY
i might just be a lazy weak-willed bitch but honestly i think i’m not entirely wrong
minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
@therealjacksepticeye pssssssssssst loook
@therealjacksepticeye Spent like, 10 hours on this, and I love it!!! XD
Omg
GURL! CLIMB THAT LADDER, IF THERE’S ANYTHING BLOCKING UR WAY YOU BETTER USE THAT PIPE YOU JUST WASTED TIM ON ON LEVERAGE.
Part five of the interactive fanfiction, Choose Your Mistakes. Please check the FAQ and the Setting Info if you haven’t already, and be sure to make your choice below.
You decided to grab the pipe and run.
You reached for the pipe. You’d take anything that provided a sense of protection, even if it was a false one. The broken metal was cold in your grip. Bracing a foot against the wall, you tugged hard. The light flickered and buzzed above you. The door handle behind you began to turn. You heard metal scraping.
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making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen
This is great omg i laughed so much. XD
My first edit. Enjoy! Please take this with a grain of salt as this is purely my personal interpretation of their characters ^-^
24 years of age, libra, idc what probouns u use. Call me Bob Ross for all I care. Also I'm one of those thirsty bitches who run the ParchedLips blog.
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