24 years of age, libra, idc what probouns u use. Call me Bob Ross for all I care. Also I'm one of those thirsty bitches who run the ParchedLips blog.
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Sieglinde in the Blue Cult Arc
Bitter Friendships:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
Like Clock-Work:
Part 1 Part 2
Tyler:
Broken Foot Fits of Laughter Meeting the Team Tyler Dating a Single Mother Dating Tyler Imagine Kissing Tyler while recording. The Jealous Type
Antisepticeye:
Playing Dirty Give Me A Reason I’m Too Comfy Gold And Red Cuddling a Nightmare Dating Antisepticeye In the Middle Just a Glitch Just a Little Anger (Part1) Just a Little Evil (Part2) Just a Little Explanation (Part 3) written by @neonblossom8 You Are Mine Damsel In Distress Family Might Not Be Important….. But You Are You’re No Father Intellectual Jealousy Just Scream Already Piggy-Back Rides The Calm Before the Storm
CrankGamePlays (Ethan)
You Can Do It Dating Ethan A New Start Young Lovers Dancing Lessons Imagine Annoying Ethan World War Of Tickles Lullaby Hit Fergie The Blue Sick Boy Revenge of the Sickness Love Like You
Markiplier
Little Anger Ball Eat And Be Happy I’ll Be Your Rock Big Brothers I Can’t Help But Stare Tiny Box (Y/N) Release the Puppos Our Hero Sick Little Sis Just A Friendly Visit Furry Encouraging
Darkiplier
You Could Have Just Asked I’ll Brace Your Storm Everyone Needs Some (Part 1) I Need Your Love (Part 2) I Want Your Love (Part 3) You Want To Love Me (Part 4) I’ll Make You Love Me (Part 5) You Can Love Me (Part 6)
Continuation: written by @my-dark-words
I’ll Make You Notice Me (Part 7) We Want To Be Free (Part 8) How Could You Love Me (Part 9) Pull Yourself together (Part 10) Everyone Gets Some Love (Part 11)
Three’s a Party You’re No Match For Me Dark Protector Dark Pleasures Tea Party A Battle of Seduction Two Titans, One Lover Like Children Your Shadow
Teamiplier
Cornered and Watered Living With Teamiplier Cards Against Humanity You’re Everything to Us Our Hero Living Next Door to Teamiplier Living Next Door To Teamiplier (Part 2) Don’t Make me Come Over There! Monthly Pains Jacksepticeye
Long Distance Relationship Imagine Jack Trying to Make You Laugh FOR THE GREEN BEAN Suffocation By Hugs Rage Golf
How You Interact:
Them Visiting You At Work Dark-Side Friends Poly-Relationship with Anti and Dark Jealousy Long Distance Relationship (Jack and Mark) Dating Gear (Dark!Ethan) Youtuber Friends Long Distance Relation: Ethan Being Darkiplier’s Daughter
NateMare
Interesting Reaction A Meaningless Discussion Call of the Natemare Natemare Head-Canons A Hymn For A Nightmare Have Some Fun At Work I Want Cuddles Dating Natemare Black and Grey This Never Happened Black and Grey This Never Happened Scars Mean You’re Alive
The Author (Host)
Writing For Your Pleasure A Stolen Kiss A Stolen Dream
Lightiplier
A Warm Hug
Wilford Warfstache
Dating Wilford
Scripts
Dark Scripture Rewriting the Script
Apocalypse (Dark!Tyler)
This is What I am
Kiss Prompts:
Early Morning Kiss with Host Early Morning Kiss with Anti In the Moment and Distracting Kiss with Google Unbreakable Kiss with Dark Distracting Kiss with Scripts Distracting Kiss with Anti Hesitant Kiss with Gear Breath-taking Kiss with Natemare Empty Kiss with Dark Post-Breakup Kiss with Dark Distracting Kiss with Host Early Morning Kiss with Ethan In the Moment Kiss with Natemare Post Breakup Kiss with Anti Quick, Goodbye Kiss with Warfstache Unbreakable Kiss with Natemare
We have a deceiver.... Anti lives on within our minds.
Anti : I swear… *threats to kill himself*
Wilford :
okay OKAY i’m writing again. i’m gonna take baby steps into this, because my brain really does not want me to write right now no matter what i try, but i really liked this idea and i hope that you all enjoy ♥
warnings: unreality, violence, slight self harm references, blood
please let me know if you like this, i’d love to make this a multi chapter thing!!
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These all look awesome!
Some of my favorite pieces I’ve done of @therealjacksepticeye. I feel this event is a super cool idea for the community. I’ve seen some people put it as an entry, but I know this isn’t a comparison so show what you want and what you can create!!! We all know Jack wants to see all we have and can give back in any form. Nothing like an entry is needed, just admiration for this silly green bean! :D
I’ve already found some amazing work that I’ve reblogged so others can see it too. I want everyone to be noticed! Just have fun guys and post what you make.
I’ll probably be spamming a bit with my things like I’ve been doing on Twitter, but it’s all in good fun and Jack said he wanted to help us out as well.
(Which is the perfect time to entertain dark thoughts…)
Anybody else thinking that, while the Youtuber fandom is blowing up over even the tiniest hints of Anti’s possible return (because the glitch is a little attention whore who loves watching everybody lose their shit)…
Dark is, meanwhile, sitting in the shadows and calmly adjusting his cuff-links… smug in the knowledge that HIS devotees are also waiting on pins and needles… and they won’t know what hit them.
Especially with Markiplier’s pretty low-key acknowledgment via Twitter that he’s got (and I quote) “something really special” coming down the pipeline, as appreciation for hitting the 18 million subscriber milestone. (And, apparently, the last time Markimoo said something like that, A Date with Markiplier was released. QED.)
Otherwise, all’s been strangely quiet in the Teamiplier sphere. Too quiet. Like the quiet you get before a hurricane hits. And there’s only one alter-ego with the force to knock us all on our collective asses like Superstorm Sandy.
Dark’s the king of manipulation, the grand chessmaster of toying with people’s minds, lives and emotions. The feeding-frenzy Anti’s caused is probably something he considers child’s play… a youthful diversion and no more.
Dark wants more than mere attention. He wants to OWN us.
But don’t ask if he’ll be back… because he never truly left…
REBORN? LIKE MAYBE ANTI IS REBORN AGAIN? HE’S BACK! He never left *wink wonk*
I fucked the image just to see if there is really some text overlaying in this picture and yes there is omfg
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN JACK OR SHOULD I SAY ANTI
Just Dab on through that door m8, I’m sure it will be fiiiiiiine.
Part seven of the interactive fanfiction, Choose Your Mistakes. Please check the FAQ and the Setting Info if you haven’t already, and be sure to make your choice below.
You reluctantly chose to take the arm with you.
It would be a lie to say you didn’t freak out a little. Wielding the arm from the elbow like a baseball bat, you smacked the claw-tipped hand against the ground. The fingers scrambled for a hold, but you slammed it down again and again until the hand went limp. Behind you, Anti pounded on the sealed hatch. You paused to regard the limp limb in your grasp, but after a mere moment of recovery, the hand became active again and flipped you the bird. You thought about stomping on it, trying to crush those fingers like a spider, but the pain in your ankle suggested that would be unwise. Besides, what would your shoes achieve that smacking it against the ground had not? The area around the hatch was sparse, the Autumn forest surprisingly well maintained for the middle of nowhere, with no apparent fallen branches or debris you could see to tie the arm to. Besides, you weren’t sure how to do that safely, and only had your headphones of shoelaces to use. There was no way of knowing whether that would even work. The banging on the hatch fell silent. A subtle, but persistent ringing sounded in your ears.
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*slurs words* Jus-jus take et! Jus bring it with ya!
Part six of the interactive fanfiction, Choose Your Mistakes. Please check the FAQ and the Setting Info if you haven’t already, and be sure to make your choice below.
You chose to climb the ladder.
Trusty pipe between your thumb and forefinger, and took a deep breath. You knew you’d probably regret this decision, but at least you were going to try, damn it! You scrambled up the ladder, cold metal rungs rough under your hands. Your legs felt heavy with exhaustion, but the light and possibility of freedom beckoned you closer. Wait. Wasn’t it night time outside?
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GURL! CLIMB THAT LADDER, IF THERE’S ANYTHING BLOCKING UR WAY YOU BETTER USE THAT PIPE YOU JUST WASTED TIM ON ON LEVERAGE.
Part five of the interactive fanfiction, Choose Your Mistakes. Please check the FAQ and the Setting Info if you haven’t already, and be sure to make your choice below.
You decided to grab the pipe and run.
You reached for the pipe. You’d take anything that provided a sense of protection, even if it was a false one. The broken metal was cold in your grip. Bracing a foot against the wall, you tugged hard. The light flickered and buzzed above you. The door handle behind you began to turn. You heard metal scraping.
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Mofo, you better keep running cause if you waste your time trying to get that pipe you’re gonna be cornered. plus there is no way of knowing that you would be able to get the pipe in the first place. So yeah, keep running.
Part four of the interactive fanfiction, Choose Your Mistakes. Please check the FAQ and the Setting Info if you haven’t already, and be sure to make your choice below.
You chose to ask the green haired man how to get out of here.
Swallowing your pride, and ignoring your fears, you crossed the road back to the green haired man “So, uh, I appear to have some difficulty getting out of here,” you conceded, staying within the halo of the adjacent flickering streetlight. You still didn’t want to be too close. “Ya don’t say,” he drawled before breaking into laughter again. “Yeah. And I was wondering if you would be so kind as to show me the way out of here?” you asked. “Mister…?” “Anti,” he replied with a broad grin, offering a hand to shake, “That’s my name. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later.” He winked. You made no move to shake his hand. “Aw come on! That was funny!” he complained.
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*cough* Sebastian and Ceil *cough*
Masky and hoodie fan art xP Made with prisma color illustration markers, and 3 colored pencils.
Why has Undertaker made multiple accounts?
HAHAAHAAHAHAAA
Sebastian: making my way downtown, walking fast
Grell: SebASSSTIAN
Sebastian: walking faster.
So I was looking up name meanings and apparently Ash Lander’s last name comes from the old English ‘lavendier’, which means ‘one who washes or cleans’.
Huh.
when ur friend leave and u have nothing to do
Viscount Druitt: *breathes*
Ciel: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?
Ever wondered what the words inside of the contract between Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis mean?
It is actually a lot more complex than you would think. First, the larger letters that are placed between the points of the inverted pentagram’s star:
TE TRA GRAM MA TON
Tetragrammaton is one word. It came from a Greek word that means “(a word) having four letters”. These four letters are usually transliterated from Hebrew as IHVH in Latin, JHWH in German, French and Dutch, and JHVH/YHWH in English. This has been variously rendered as “Yahweh” or even occasionally as “Jehovah”, based on the Latin form of the term, while the Hebrew text does not clearly indicate the omitted vowels.
But what is extremely interesting to ME are the six words INSIDE of the star.
* Abdia - I conjure thee in secret, O Spirit! * Ballaton - Come forth from thy abode and speak clearly in my speech. * Bellony - Put forth thy might and discover unto me the knowledge and power in thy keep. * Halliy - Answer in the inward silence all of my questions without fail. * Halliza - Assume and show forth unto me thy form of divine perfection. * Soluzen - Open unto me thy secret door and fulfill me of my purpose!
It just goes to show the depth of the contract between the two. I know for one I was extremely curious about the symbol so I finally decided to look it up. You can only imagine the amount of time and work Toboso put into this story
All of the information above is not my own, if you wish to read more in-depth about the symbol itself, aneir(Reina) has written a beautiful page on it, please visit the site here.
This is great omg i laughed so much. XD
My first edit. Enjoy! Please take this with a grain of salt as this is purely my personal interpretation of their characters ^-^
Where the fuck is my stem and leaf diagram?
Ciel taking Edexcel Maths[probably] (via incorrect-kuro-quotes)
The demon staring at his prey.
Furukawa Yuta as Sebastian Michaelis
Fukuzaki Nayuta as Ciel Phantomhive
(Musical Kuroshitsuji: Lycoris that blazes the earth 2015)
I´m a really minimalistic…person, so this was very hard to make…But i´m happy so will stay like this. As you can see is pretty inspired by Alfons Mucha, noting new under the sun.
©Yana Toboso
“You’re too pretty to be single” Why is one person’s idea of ideal aestheticism A basis for a relationship status And furthermore What is so goddamn shameful or pathetic about being single anyway Is confidence and comfort in being by one’s self intimidating to you
“Swearing is unladylike” Bullshit Swears are only words And these words do not negate my intelligence, or passion, or define anything about me as a person or my character Men are never told not to swear Swear as much as you fucking want
“Your standards are too high! Just give him a chance” No You are invalidating a woman’s right to say no She doesn’t need to explain herself to anyone She doesn’t owe anyone anything Ever Everyone should have standards for themselves, and not feel like they need to lower them to please anyone Or be shamed for leading someone on when they know it would never work Because that happens too
“If you dress like that, boys will get the wrong idea” What idea might that be? That women might actually feel beautiful and confident in their own bodies? Heaven forbid Because obviously women’s bodies belong to everyone else except themselves
“Don’t frown - someone might be falling in love with your smile!” Why Is it my responsibility to always smile no matter how I feel I am a human being who is allowed to experience pain, or confusion, or sorrow, or boredom Men are never criticized for having “resting bitch face”
“Short hair makes you look like a boy!” This is assuming That there is one certain way for “boys” and “girls” to look Not so Some boys have long hair, some girls have short hair, some people who are both or neither also have hair Hair has no gender Humans are allowed to look different from each other and express themselves how they like Gender identity and gender expression are not the same
They aren’t “real” girls because they were born with a penis Anyone is a girl who says they are a girl Stop trying to undermine someone’s identity They know themselves better than you do Anatomy and identity are different, and sometimes separate Why are you so obsessed with other people’s genitals anyway
“You’re going to break a lot of hearts one day” Why would you ever Ever Say this to a girl A young, impressionable girl Breaking hearts is not a compliment, or a goal Coming from someone who has broken at least one From simply being honest and being myself It is a burden - a guilt that has been (mis)placed on my shoulders since childhood I never wanted to be labelled a heartbreaker simply for existing
“You don’t want kids? You’ll change your mind one day” No I won’t Even if I do, one day, that doesn’t make my opinion right now any less valid or deserving of respect Stop disbelieving people about their own life choices Also, having children is not a necessary milestone for a successful or fulfilling life
“Don’t have sex before marriage - boys really want a virginal girl” Sure they do And are boys ever held to that same expectation To stay virgins until marriage? Because as women are shamed for “impurity,” boys are applauded for “experience” I love the smell of double standards in the morning
“You shouldn’t wear so much makeup” The natural look is great The makeup look is great The anything you feel like doing or not doing to your own face look is great Let people do whatever they want to their own bodies Whatever makes them feel good Why do you care
“Selfies are just for attention” Maybe Maybe not What’s so wrong about liking attention What’s so wrong about feeling beautiful and confident in your own skin And wanting to share that feeling with others We were taught for so long to hate our bodies What is so threatening about finally loving them
“Cat-calling is flattering! Learn how to accept a compliment!” “I like your hair” is a compliment “You’re a really talented writer” is a compliment The gross, vulgar things that men shout at women they don’t know on the street Are not compliments They are harassment - meant to imply ownership and dominance and even violence Compliments should not make people fear for their lives walking home Compliments should not actually get people killed
- angelxhunter (x)