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But We're Both Eunuchs 😳
i'm the normalest guy on the planet btw. #normalboy #normalcore #boynormal #normalguythings
Call me male sexed the way I’m being sexed by males
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith | 2005 Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part VI | 2022 Star Wars: A New Hope | 1977
"[...] simple awareness; awareness of what is so real and essential, so hidden in plain sight all around us, all the time, that we have to keep reminding ourselves over and over:
'This is water.'
'This is water.'"
there's no greater comedy than when lesbians do impression of jock-y straight guys
Dear airheads,
I used to really enjoy your airheads soft filled bites but recently I picked up a package and it said “now softer” like that was an improvement. They are too soft. They have no satisfying resistance to my bite, the texture is worse (like any basic forgettable gummy and not the special airheads soft filled bites texture), and all the bites stick to each other in the bag because they are so soft and sticky now so you can only draw them out of the bag in large clumps of multiple airheads and if you try to pull them apart they just tear apart the bites leaving you with a big mess on your fingers of multiple torn up bites. This is gross and seriously messed up. This is a product disimprovement in every way. I expect this to be rectified within the year due to fan outcry and tryst me I. Am a fan of airheads soft filled bites! So I am being that brace and noble fan.
Sincerely your internet warrior,
Zygon Commander
nothing this is purely from my Scientific observances nothing to do with me whatsosoeverr
i think being gay is like, what if you were kinda slimy and your body ran on thc instead of blood
i think being gay is like, what if you were kinda slimy and your body ran on thc instead of blood