“i don’t get you,” sukuna mutters, arms resting on his knees as he stares at your cat, who sits primly on the floor, tail flicking lazily. “you’re small. your head is tiny. you have no claws worth a damn, and yet you strut around like you own this place.”
your cat blinks at him slowly. the audacity.
“oh, so now you’re being mysterious? yeah, real intimidating, runt,” sukuna scoffs, leaning in. “tell me, why the hell do you scream at five in the morning for no reason?”
your cat meows. sukuna nods, as if that was an actual answer.
“nah, i don’t buy it. i know when someone’s bullshitting me.” he strokes his chin, as if deep in thought. “and what’s with the scratching? you have a whole damn tree to tear up, but no, it’s gotta be the couch, huh? or my chair. my throne in this shitty modern world.”
your cat remains utterly unfazed, licking a paw and dragging it over its ear. sukuna clicks his tongue in frustration.
“you think you’re untouchable. you think you can do whatever you want just ‘cause you’re small and cute?” he narrows his eyes. “you remind me of someone.”
you narrow your eyes right back from your hiding spot behind the doorway. excuse me?
but sukuna is too deep in his investigation to notice. he gestures toward your phone lying face-down on the table. “and what’s with you and cameras huh? every time there’s a flash, you go feral. you act like you’re being dragged to hell.”
your cat’s ears twitch. a clear tell.
“ohhhh,” sukuna smirks, leaning in like he’s caught onto something juicy. “what, you got a dark past? you some kinda criminal? don’t want your face out there ‘cause you’re on a hit list?”
the cat swipes at sukuna’s knee, and he actually pulls back with a scoff. “oi, don’t get violent with me, brat. i asked a simple question.”
you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing.
“i should make you my disciple,” sukuna suddenly muses, tilting his head as he assesses the feline before him. “you got the attitude down. the little mind games. yeah… you could be something great.”
your cat sneezes.
sukuna frowns, as if personally offended. “...you’re turning down my offer? just like that?”
he sits back with a dramatic sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. “unbelievable. you’re worse than your owner.”
excuse me again???
before you can march in and object, your cat gets up, stretches leisurely, and then—just to really assert dominance—turns around and sticks its tail right in sukuna’s face before trotting off.
he stares after it, jaw clenched, eye twitching.
“…i’m gonna eat it.”
you finally lose the battle against your laughter.
.............mayhaps I should paint something......haven't done it in almost... a year? Damn....
[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony
ac: nthndn_
Lol so I'm pretty sure my house is haunted or something bc the only other explanation is that our dog grew thumbs
So our dog, Luna, likes to hang out under my parents' bed, but we don't particularly like her going there, so we try to always keep the door closed, though it's sometimes futile bc if it's even barely cracked open, she'll be able to open it.
But tonight, my parents went out on their usual lil date thingy, and I was looking for something, and their room is one of the places I checked (my mom was the culprit just as I suspected, so yes I found my charger there), and as I was leaving, I MADE SURE to close back the door. I heard it close and click, I even tugged on it.
Now, the way the house is arranged, it's pretty small, so the living room is practically next door to the bedroom. I was in the living room when I heard the distinct sound of their door opening.
Assuming it was my lil sis going in, I got up to tell here to make sure to close back the door so Luna doesn't get in.
Though the door was opened a good crack, she was not there.
She was, in fact, in her room, on her bed, under the blankets on her phone in thee comfiest position that is not humanly possible within the time frame needed for this to be some sort of prank.
Also. She can't run silently for shit, she stomps, so I knew she wasn't the one to open it.
That left me with the only other options, bc no there was not anyone else in the house, I'm typing this out like an hour after and there's deadass no where to hide.
1. Luna is now somehow magically able to open doors now, despite the fact that she's barely 2 feet tall and the door is not a latch, but an actual doorknob.
2. There is an entity that apparently befriended Luna and willingly opened the door for her.
Now, despite the fact that we've seen Luna staring at nothingness and the void of corners a good few times, for my own sanity, I'm going with option 1.
Wish me luck 😃
Jsjsksk don't do this to me rnnn 😩
😔😔😔 vegasushi i saw your fish hear me out
what other creatures give Toji vibes in your op 🫦
HEAAAAAR ME OUT OMG VENOM TOJI
I'm suddenly starving
Can you handle them? 🔞👀
Uncensored on X➡️ Here!
So this was a dangerous read 😃
I've recently been missing my ex and 💫considering💫 stupid things, and then this is the first thing I see as soon as I open the app????
I wanna bite something.
Possibly cry.
GOJO AS YOUR DOWN-BAD EX - PART 2
warnings — being followed, drinking/being drunk, profanity, talks of not sleeping, mentions of fighting, implied female reader!
read part one here!
a/n — last part because i think we can all tell the date went well :)) anyways thank you so much for the support on these texts!!
ivoryu © do not copy, steal or translate.
So I had a Thought™
As a Dabi girlie, who is always and forever also a Damon Salvatore girlie, I've realized that a lot of fanon Dabi is almost exactly like Damon.
The lil playful personality that either masks his pain, or just for shits n giggles depending on the mood, the teasing borderline lovable bullying, the burn the world down to keep you warm vibes, the hates everyone but you schtick, the dark, broody thing they have going on....not to mention the black hair & blue eyes combo.....
Especially if it's set without quirks? And it's in like college, or even a few Bassist Touya AUs or something??? Ooohh that's Damon
I think I've also been subconsciously characterizing Dabi as Damon in certain ways sometimes...
So anyways
あけましておめでとうございます!!ことよろ!!by PH6y0
She/They ⭑ 23 ⭑ Bi ⭑ ♌ ⭑ Dabi My Love ⭑ My AO3🌙💜: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MoonChild701
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