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You'd think I'd learn to not dip my hair in ramen broth after the first time.

Where are all the hot dude robots? Give me some ripped looking Chad and I'll *think* about giving you my credit card information

It's been a while. I'm dealing with some emotional shit right now so just hang in there. Ok, now pretend all that was something absolutely fucking hilarious and continue about your day

I've been peer pressured into auditioning for my school's play.

I live for fall themed goodies

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hi everyone the aviary has until november 2024 to raise enough money to find a new location or else all the birds will be rehomed

for those of you who don’t know the aviary has been operating out of an old house for years. the house is officially falling apart and is no longer safe to house the birds. the city has completely given up on us. the deadline to find a new place is november 2024, and if we don’t raise enough money to find somewhere else, the aviary will be forced to dissolve and all of the birds will have to find new homes.

it’s not easy to find homes for 20 large parrots, many of which aren’t sociable and have health issues. there is a pair of bonded macaws that cannot be separated and can be aggressive, loud, and destructive - there are not many places for them to go. it is not going to be easy to find somewhere else to go (especially with the current real estate market in canada) but anything and everything helps. please consider donating if you can :)

https://www.hamiltonaviary.com/donate

Sometimes I'm having a good day. Other times I remember my middle name's Paul.

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

Sorry to bother you but I'm but a weary traveler, could you spare some soup or perhaps some bread before i return to my trecherous journey across your dash?