Why Is Nobody Sliding Down The Backs Of Dinosaurs These Days You Guys Love Sliding Down The Backs Of

NOT SKYRIM. I REPEAT, NOT. SKYRIM.

Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.

it's not enough to just empower women. men need to come together and start dressing slutty, it's the only solution

Dear god it's escaped

watch out everyone therese a horse going around taking a bite out of peoples posts

Never thought that I'd be cackling like a mad scientist at the prospect of going to bed early, but here I am.

i could survive a time loop. wouldn’t even notice with the kind of shit I got goin on

It's been a while. I'm dealing with some emotional shit right now so just hang in there. Ok, now pretend all that was something absolutely fucking hilarious and continue about your day

You're not gonna believe it.

I made not one, but two new friends! I'm fucking ecstatic.

Sometimes I forget I have long hair and I think there's a bug crawling on my neck

WAIT IS THAT WHY THE GUY FROM HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA IS CALLED JONATHAN??

Another day another "I was born after the year 2000, why do I have the back problems of a 78 year old man that had half his spine removed after getting mauled by a bear?"