This Is Really Good News! The Writer’s Strike Is Over! Let’s Hope The Same Positive Outcome For The

and still no bitches

Idea for a new profession. Anarchyologists. They go undercover as normal archeologists but then they take artifacts from one sight and move them to a completely different sight to confuse the actual archeologists.

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

I'm gonna start tagging my posts

My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.

YOU KNOW WHAT?! Video has been a known killer for years and the police have done absolutely nothing. How long is it going to take for the radio star to be avenged?! Further proof of the shortcomings of the US Government.

Shit really hits different when you're having an anxiety attack and there are like 50 people around you but you aren't comfortable enough with any of them to ask for support

I miss the days when I was blissfully unaware of Horse Plinko

Spooky Day

Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.