I Want To Be A Vampire So Bad. It Would Open Up A Whole New World Of Procrastination. Puts Off Finishing

“Are you crying from Ace Attorney sprites?”

“The way that our mannerisms are a reflection of the people we are surrounded by got to me.”

“All right.”

potential symptoms of incurable nonagesimitus include waking up in a strange new body and potential loss of thumbs 

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

Red, lime, and teal riso print I made a few months ago 🍓 I miss summer

One flesh, one end, you know the drill Edit: many of you wish these were bookmarks…and they actually are! They’ll be at kyotosparty.bigcartel.com very soon💕  

Strange as hell family

📜🍂 the fire wizard

new adopt there ✶

I cannot conceive a universe without you in it