I'm Not Just A Bitch, I'm A Bitch With A Backstory

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

When I’m looking through the “x reader” tag, and even the TITLE SAYS “character x reader”, but when I start to read the fic it says “you have blonde hair, blue eyes, and your name is Hannah.”

my man forever

remus lupin 🎸🫶🏼✨

argyle is the person you want on your team in an apocalypse

LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS:

WOODWORKING skills

COOKING skills

TRACKING skills

FORAGING SKILLS??!

GUYS????? argyle needs to and will hopefully become an integral, ESSENTIAL member of the big kids gang. he knows so much and this is only addressing his survival skills

in THIS HOUSE, we love argyle!!!

ITS BEEN A WHILE, MY LOVE !

Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) dir. Sharon Maguire

Fox with hat 

as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.