I Am Such A Simp For Introverted Nerds Who Are Perfectionist And Have Parental Issues

I love men who moan, men who whimper unashamedly in your ear. Men who sob, men who cry, men who bite your neck, your shoulder because you feel so good they can't help but drool a little, men who beg "Please baby, you feel so good", their pretty eyes crystallize, men who like to overstimulate themselves by continuing to come in and out of you, with broken grunts and a scratchy throat.

Actually now that I think of it

James would be the medium ugly/ ugly hot, that has so much rizz and just his personality radiates hotness, and you'd look at him and find him hot, there's just something about the guy that simply atracts so many people.

Peter would have the kind of cute guy kind of beauty, like a lot of people would really like him, because they just find him cute.

Sirius would be hot, like sexy, and he knows it, and owns it, he knows that boys and girls are fawing over him, he's confident in all aspects and he prides himself in his sexiness.

Remus would be beautifully handsome, like hallway crush or a crush on a bus stop, like his aura just draws you in, his face makes you curious to get to know him.

overall I think everyone is beautiful, like there's always something that makes people beautiful/pretty/cute and/or hot, and the way people look at you is the way you portrait yourself. <3

I know we think of Remus Lupin as this handsome casanova who's a work of angels, but doesn't know how pretty he acc is.

But i want medium ugly Remus, my type, like the kinda guy who's not exactly the best looking, but godd his charm, his rizz, he has everything going on, his brain,

sooo, i may have stumbled upon HP: Hogwarts Mystery again, sorry for being gone for so long, kinda forgot that i can write in tumblr and not only read, jejeje,

so whilist i absolutly despise joke rowling and hope that Imane Khelif gets her ass, i'll write for my favorite characters in that cursed game

talbott winger and charlie weasley (i'll forever mourn that he's not dateable)

So it is a common misconception on the interweb that Jason doesn’t have a sense of humor.  

Personally, I think his humor goes unnoticed by a lot of readers because it is relatively strange and uncommon (a side affect of possessing the INTP personality type).  

Also, a lot of his humor is not necessarily spoken.  A lot of the humor lies in the context of the situation or in his narration.  

Nevertheless, it is present and you just need to pay attention.  

For example, he is very sarcastic…

He also uses a lot of situational irony in his humor…

He is a smart-ass at times…

He is funny when he recognizes tactless or inappropriate topics…

Some of his quotes are hilarious out of context…

His humorous outlook on life is a bit dark sometimes…

jacaerys stop. your outfits are too cunty. your hair too beautiful. your face card too lethal. they’ll kill you jacaerys

im insufferable, i have to make everything long and hard for myself

when he’s blond, has blue eyes, wears glasses, highly intelligent, got thrown to the wolves by his drunk mother, has amnesia, son of jupiter, roman, has a gentle voice, and his name is jason grace

this guy is such a loser i want him in my bed immediately

navegation & intro

Toni ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ , she/her, eighteen, leo ☀︎ ;aries ☾ ; virgo⇡.

i write mostly fem! or afab! reader, this is not only a 18+ blog, but for any NSFW MDNI.

request are : open

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please do not copy any of my work, thank u for reading.

made with lots of love,

toni aka moonyswife

remus lupin lookalike competition in my bed