This Song Is About How Much They Love Each Other

the running gag from Jake and Amir that Amir's friends all have weird or object-based names doesnt scan to me anymore, in a day and age where i refer to most of my friends by either a variant on their handles or a name they came up with themselves. I regularly refer to 'my friend Casket'- do any of these names sound like theyd be out of place in your average discord call?

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Bill Evans - My Foolish Heart

Bill Evans : piano

Larry bunker : drum

Chuck Israels : bass (Chuck H. Israels)

literally forever thinking about morrissey "we're both bisexual. real hip, huh? i hate sex"

Doreen Ketchens

Clarinetist

The Smiths: The Queen Is Dead (1986)

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke