Joey Jordison Of Murderdolls.

this is the coziest corner of my living room

literally forever thinking about morrissey "we're both bisexual. real hip, huh? i hate sex"

this is so funny to me theyre talking about him like they strapped a gopro to a dog

Americans giving Australians shit for calling a minor traffic accident a "prang" or a "bingle" as though "fender bender" is not the goofiest possible thing to call two cars crashing into each other. Like, at least the Aussie version doesn't rhyme!

The moon is a lesbian. I don’t make the rules. But if I did make the rules, I’d still make the moon a lesbian.

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(don't worry, they're all gay)

Wool & lana

The word lana (wool) in languages such as Spanish is etymologically related to English wool. For words to be related, they don't have to look like each other. Instead, you have to be able to trace them back to the same ancestor through regular sound changes - and that's what linguists managed to do with wool and lana. The infographic shows the Germanic and Romance family trees of these words.

I used to study out of spite but now I fear all those who said I couldn't do it were right

I used to study just so I could get a deeper understanding of things but now I couldn't care less

I used to want to study now I just want to do silly little things to keep me sane

I used to dream about my masters degree now I only want to sleep and not dream