I Wasn’t Crazy About This Piece So I Wasn’t Intending On Publicly Posting It Again, But It Keeps

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

When we had to learn the fifty states for social studies I would remember Deleware by calling it Dele WHERE because it was so small I had trouble finding it.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

I wish to befriend more of my moots hi guys

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Worlds biggest fuck you to the person I just saw posting a petition to CHANGE YELENAS CANON IDENTITY FROM AROACE TO A LESBIAN AS ITS “more realistic” AND “aroaces don’t do anything”

Hey, that’s more than just shipping her. That’s erasure all the way down. That’s aphobic. No excuses for you or anyone who signs that petition, get off my blog.

it's the same person each time. the visits are dates. congrats on your new time traveling partner.

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

so is the implication here that michael stays at the institute/in the archives even after gertrude's death? gotta say I am very charmed imagining the bitterest man alive passing up a chance to finally get out because god damn it. these new idiots are just like he was aren't they.

Yes! He’s still stuck at the institute and he just gets better (worse) overtime! I feel like after a few pranks and some shenanigans more directed at Elias, he ends up with a re-negotiated contract.

He’s still tied to the Institute but he’s no longer tied to Gertrude. His role is changed to “Assistant to the Archives.” At the time, Michael is all for it, he doesn’t want to be ordered around by Gertrude. But when Gertrude passes and he realizes he’s still STUCK there, he regrets that his past self was manipulated like that.

By that point, he’s a lot more Spiral-inclined, and he becomes a friendly but difficult coworker for the new archive time. It’s hard to get a straight answer from him both from his nature changing and the fact that he knows Elias is watching him. But he does his best!

jonathan archivist: your pastries always taste amazing, what's your secret?

baker: the warmth of the oven always felt like comfort. i liked the heat, the smell, even when i wasn't baking anything. now, no matter what i bake or put in there, i can never get rid of that smell. it was two years ago, if i remember correctly. i was rolling out a new batch of bread loafs. have you ever baked bread before? they say that kneading the br

ok since you asked me, what would *your* fear entity alignment be?

so i've thought this through and i think i would be an eye avatar (I cope by frantically researching anything i don't understand and despise not knowing things) but I would d be marked by the spiral (crippling fear that all of my friends secretly hate me and they're all just lying to me to spare my feelings, a very helen portrayal of the spiral)