I Saw Some Thread On Xitter With Some Dude Asking Why Drag Queens "want To Be Around Children So Much"

wait what was that user who was basically a fish what was it what was it

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

i HATE spoitify youre telling me i have to pay to read lyrics. no babygirl im not doing that die die die die die die DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

as they should

“We’ve invaded ‘murica.” Said the nekos.

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

why can't I post a picture of queen Elizabeth tf

Sometimes it strikes me that people online posting and commenting things are real eople and I go insane actually

where is my cousin Throckmorton when you need him smh. we could have been skateboarding

fucking hate lalo's annoying ass. "yeah i like don't sleep lol. yeah i got like one hour of sleep last night, its just something quirky about me. the night is special, most people wouldn't get it." like ok do u want me to be impressed?? did u also only have an iced coffee today and nothing else?? attention whore.