LIBERAL Film Noir:

i love lady mowbray and her fully mastered doom eternal super shotgun

i had a dream that there was a 5th theory channel called the snack theorists

also there was a network of ripoff channels where their primary branding was a popsicle for some reason?

the channels were like “game popsicle” “style popsicle” “snack popsicle”

what am i supposed to do with this

guys i need more magnus right now LIKE RIGHT NOW FUCK

it’s been several days already but the fellas at rusty quill are going to face my wrath for the events of april 1st, 2024.

p iracy is BAD!!!!!!!1!

i think piracy is EVIL!!!

ANYONE that pirates ANYTHING should go to JAIL!!

NOBODY should EVER take this base64 string (aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime!

ANYONE that pirates adobes 500 dollar programs should be ASHAMED!

that would just be evil!

god mr bonzo is so babygirl

also needles. he’s very important.

the biggest takeaway from episode 6 is that i want a 40 minute sound bite of alice humming soft lullabies to help me sleep at night

i think it’s safe to assume that the theory that the audio glitches whenever somebody lies is basically true at this point, especially after this latest episode. even smth as simple as sam asking for cinnamon swirl when he really wanted pain au chocolat prompts a slight fuzzy noise.

that being said, time to relisten to the previous eps and see what these mfs are hiding :D

bonzoposting

early magnus episode!!

bonzo joke

headcanon that when his face opens it reveals a slightly smaller mr blobby face

also holy shit poor gwen. from the date of the case it can be discerned that the groom was probably the name found in the letter. seeing the results of her actions (in a situation where she had NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS DOING) must have fucked her up severely. and then, of course, there was the fact that she grew up to some extent on mr bonzo. very wacky

also also sam and celia!!! ack!