I Need To Breed You With My Thick Strap, Bring You To Cum Over And Over, While I Listen To Your Cute

All these development about the Luigi and Briana conundrum made me remember this tweet and it applies to the current situation so much

The people are finally asking why the fuck the orphan crushing machine exists

In this house we love the three Bs: Bisexuals, Butches, and Bears

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve

I neeeeeed Pride and Prejudice the movie…

But starring Katie McGrath and Andrew Hozier Byrne as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy

With every fiber of my being

With the thirst of a forest before a gender reveal party

Unquenchable like a mouth after a KFC biscuit

Please please please

I beg from bended knees

Dating me is like: “You said you liked this so I got it for you”

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

taking applications for girls who will let me be mean to them in the nicest way possible <3

“such a pretty thing.. begging for my strap like the little slut you are.”