"Thoughts On Women?" Yeah Pretty Much Constantly

Nothing gives me more pleasure than to give a girl an orgasm. I'm literally at your service baby.

The whimpers, the moans... That turns me on so fucking much.

It's all about you baby, I'm here to take care of you, I want to make you feel good.

Making you feel good, that gives me so much pleasure.

mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

being able to casually give someone head just cuz ur bored is my dream

Cuteness agression but sexual style as in someone is just too sweet and cute and all I want to do is hold them down and bite and bruise and turn them into a whimpering mess

my predictions for the minecraft movie:

alex is gonna be that one “badass strong girl” and have no personality outside of it

actually nobody is gonna have a personality

“there’s only one person who could’ve done this… herobrine.” *DRAMATIC MUSIC*

half of the plot is basically just captainsparklez’s fallen kingdom saga

and the other half is those minecraft isekai books by mark cheverton (did anyone else read that as a kid)

mumbo jumbo will be there with no explanation