John Doe Headcanons

John Doe headcanons

• the first time he feels an eyelash get into Arthur’s eyes, he PANICS and Arthur finds it very amusing

• Arthur can frequently be seen with only one sleeve rolled up because John doesn’t like the feeling of fabric on his arm

• the king in yellow doesn’t have a gender because eldritch beings are beyond that, but John feels a strong connection to being a man/masculinity because of his connection to Arthur’s mind

• John would like to go to the library and just read poetry books to Arthur

• sometimes when Arthur is too tired to cook for himself, John forces him to get up and uses HIS hand to cook for Arthur. It usually doesn’t go well, but he’s well intentioned and Arthur’s got low standards

• sometimes Arthur holds Johns hand, just to acknowledge he’s listening to him, and John always gets distracted by it. He will never admit that he actually really enjoys the subtle affection

• Arthur tries to teach John piano. There’s a lot of fighting because it is hard to instruct someone how to play when you can’t see

• when they finally go and see a film, John talks about it like an excited child for HOURS afterwards

PLEASE tell me your headcanons for him or Arthur LMAO I’ve got such bad brain rot

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