Sorry For Curling Up At Your Feet And Whimpering Like An Injured Dog That Wasn't Very Mysterious Of Me

tumblr is my scrapbook, i find something pretty i want to look at later and i glue it to a page . like yesssss you are my little memory forever to look at lovingly

Dogs need enrichment or they start to get a little too enthusiastic play biting.

petplay? oh you mean that kink for burnt-out neurodivergent people with abandonment issues who need simple easy directions and assurance that the person giving them will still be there at the end of the night. yeah i got you i know what you're talking about

“That’s fetish art!!” I can’t begin to tell you how awesome that makes it

Inspired by dog park dissidents

gangrape that's more like a stray animal emergency rescue mission than rape. i'm thinking "careful careful careful eeeasy" and "he's just scared, poor thing" and "it's okay buddy it's okay we've got you"

"oh haha is that a dog cage?" getting down on all fours "that's so cool lol. hm? oh don't mind me, I just dropped my phone." crawling inside "i'm sure it's in here somewhere." slowly turning in circles and laying down "where is it? gosh i need to think on this for a bit." falling asleep "you can close that door btw."

he died from not having his face shoved into the sweaty crotch of your shorts and his head held still in your grip while you grinded your bulge against his cheek btw. his little porcelain heart shattered into 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pieces. you basically killed him