Yeet

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

Dreams

i was a receptionist at a bank (ik they’re called tellers, but i was a receptionist). Some girl came in and asked "What's the latest 'I am...' meme?" So i had to go "get" it for her and i came back as sans undertale and said "I am sans undertale." She looked v confused and asked "What is that?"

lesbians got left out of the google doodle today featuring Marsha P Johnson when just about every other mainstream identity was there. and what makes it worse is that lesbians were included in the concept art and were removed for the final piece.

I know it’s just corporate pride and I shouldn’t really be that upset over this but it’s yet another example of people not respecting lesbians enough to recognize us as our own community

lesbians are not an afterthought, we do not deserve to be tacked on at the end or deliberately removed because “well lesbians are just gay women so they can be grouped in with gay men” we have separate histories and experiences and we deserve to have that recognized

🌜⭐Space Themed Asks ⭐🌛

Aoede: favourite music genre, artist and lyric?

Asteroid: thoughts on rocks and gems?

Aurora: do colours have meanings for you? what is your favourite colour and why?

Bestla: do you have a favourite norce god?

Comet: do you have any allergies?

Celestial: favourite celestial object?

Constellation: what is your zodiac sign and birthstone?

Eclipse: if you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be?

Extra Terrestrial: do you believe in aliens?

Gravity: what makes you happy when you’re feeling down?

Light Year: if you could travel to one place in time, where would you go and why?

Lunar: favourite word for or way of describing the moon?

Meteor: what’s something your passionate about that makes you light up?

Milky Way: you’re one in a billion! who is one in a billion in your life?

Nebula: do you like clouds? cloud watching?

Nova: what’s something new you want to try?

Orbit: who are the closest people in your life?

Red Dwarf: do you think stars are cool!?

Phobos: something you are afraid off?

Satellite: what do you surround yourself with that brings you joy?

Solar: what is your favourite way to get cozy and warm?

Supernova: do you like hot weather?

Shooting Star: if you had one wish, what would you wish for?

Triton: planets have cores, what is at your core?

Yellow Dwarf: bright white or soft white lighting?

Zenith: look directly above you, what do you see?

Tom Brady has won 9.6% of all Super Bowls & has played in 18.9% of them.

remind me to record myself reading this

nobody gonna ask me but ayyyye

do this shit

why do I have to see this

Wolverine can’t be circumcised

man i really love waterparks [the band]