“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$
But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right
seoeune
my friend: *offers me a drink after he had sipped from it* me, not thinking: *takes a big SLORP* my brain: you now have 3 STDs, mono, and a rare unidentified virus me: I can’t believe I’ve done this
is this 13 year old me??
why are you such a dishrag?
because I am bro
God has blessed us
this has taken me hours and i’m not even done
TIL, that the fridge is broken so my Refreshing energy drink is not cold and not refreshing - This is the last straw and now i am insane in the head
man i really love waterparks [the band]
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why are cats prettier than some people i dont get it