gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”
god.
a masterpost
nose job turkey
i was a receptionist at a bank (ik they’re called tellers, but i was a receptionist). Some girl came in and asked "What's the latest 'I am...' meme?" So i had to go "get" it for her and i came back as sans undertale and said "I am sans undertale." She looked v confused and asked "What is that?"
pee pee poo poo
Thank you Andy for your kind message
His name is Pyro
sometimes I feel I’ve got to
run away I’ve got to
get away f
is this 13 year old me??
If Jeff Bezos were a Transformer he would be Amazon Prime
My one dog needs one of these. She "fear eats" bc my other dog is a cow and she's afraid he's gonna eat all her food if she doesn't at it fast enough.
Kitties who eat too fast get THE PUNISHMENT BOWL
8, 13, 21, 36, 48
8. How often do you listen to music? Everyday p much
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? IRL mostly yes, but online no
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I’ve had like 5 hours of sleep when I usually need 15
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? maybe? but I doubt it
48. Were you single over the last summer? Yeah lmao
why do I have to see this
Wolverine can’t be circumcised
1. Post a picture of u?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.
there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
you should experience this. via
https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/
People with my name but with a “y” should be banished
might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms
The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.
“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”
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remind me to record myself reading this
I wouldn't recommend that.
Tom Brady has won 9.6% of all Super Bowls & has played in 18.9% of them.
Aoede: favourite music genre, artist and lyric?
Asteroid: thoughts on rocks and gems?
Aurora: do colours have meanings for you? what is your favourite colour and why?
Bestla: do you have a favourite norce god?
Comet: do you have any allergies?
Celestial: favourite celestial object?
Constellation: what is your zodiac sign and birthstone?
Eclipse: if you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be?
Extra Terrestrial: do you believe in aliens?
Gravity: what makes you happy when you’re feeling down?
Light Year: if you could travel to one place in time, where would you go and why?
Lunar: favourite word for or way of describing the moon?
Meteor: what’s something your passionate about that makes you light up?
Milky Way: you’re one in a billion! who is one in a billion in your life?
Nebula: do you like clouds? cloud watching?
Nova: what’s something new you want to try?
Orbit: who are the closest people in your life?
Red Dwarf: do you think stars are cool!?
Phobos: something you are afraid off?
Satellite: what do you surround yourself with that brings you joy?
Solar: what is your favourite way to get cozy and warm?
Supernova: do you like hot weather?
Shooting Star: if you had one wish, what would you wish for?
Triton: planets have cores, what is at your core?
Yellow Dwarf: bright white or soft white lighting?
Zenith: look directly above you, what do you see?
Yo why is tumblr this nearly black-blue colour with a bunch of neon buttons
I’d do this but james wouldn’t bc I don’t think his vision is bad enough + he’s no fun