Yall We Gotta Stop Apologizing For Making Slightly Horny Remarks We Aren't Catholic

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. May will bring blessings.

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i’m telling you now, if i weren’t a virgin, i’d be taking plan b like it’s a multi vitamin

this pride month i pray for free and safe Palestine for all my fellow queer Palestinians and for everyone

Finished the maze runner movies, just started reading my first newtmas fic, about to order the book series and learn more lore I’m about 10 years late to this party but fuck it we are so back

OKAY! This is in my wheelhouse cause I kinda was in like this exact situation my junior year and I’ve been on a roll with advice lately so I’m here to help. I’m a credible source cause it worked out for me!

First off, idk how long ago the break up was at this point but im assuming a week to a month ago. Let her grieve the relationship, and then go to her. No matter how much you like him, or he likes you, girl code is real. Admit to her you have a thing for him, that you think he might have a think for you, talk to her.

I’ve been in positions where I’ve had sorta kinda relationships with people and after it ended friends swooped in and stole the guy. Looking back, I wouldn’t have been so mad if they had just told me they liked him!

Consult her, let her know where you stand, don’t ask for her permission, ask her opinion. Would it make your friendship die if you ever did something with this guy? What would she think if she were you?

And you’ll get one of three answers.

“Don’t care”

She does, maybe she doesn’t feel ready to see him move on, she might harbor a resentment towards you, she might not. 50/50 coin toss, personally I would steer clear of him.

“Go ahead”

She understands, she agrees, she won’t hold this against you, you didn’t do anything wrong. She’ll appreciate that you cared to ask! Go for him!!

“No”

It’s a simple response. The way you handle that is your decision. You can uphold the friendship with her and respect her wish, or say fuck it. I wouldn’t but if you want him that bad, throw caution to the wind.

No matter the response understand that he does have feelings for you. When it’s a gut instinct like this, it’s generally correct.

You won’t lose friends over this as long as you don’t treat their relationship as if it were a road block for you. If anyone says anything let them know you talked with her, you cleared the air. On top of that, you don’t know every persons previous relationships because the fact you’re newer. If people take issue with you, remind them of that fact. Chalk it up to ignorance, innocent and naïvety!

If you think it’d work with him, don’t worry that much.

I wish you endless luck

xoxo K

girls i need advice!! help!!!

so i’m completely new to the school i’m at, and everyone else has known each other for practically their whole lives. and i’m still trying to figure out who’s friends with who, who likes who, who hates who, etc..

ANYWAYS

there’s this guy that i have in english and i swear he’s the sweetest person ever. he doesn’t follow other girls (complete 180 from the last guy i was talking to ((how do you follow of models on the same account you follow your mother on?!)). he’s always includes me in a conversation if my friends start only talking to each other. when i panicked in class, he was the first person to notice it and immediately took the time to make sure that i was okay. every time he talks to my friend (who sits in front of me), he looks away from her and gives me the biggest cutest smile. he randomly turns back to smile at me, too. whenever i wave at him in the halls or at lunch, i can literally see his whole demeanor change when he smiles and waves back.

now here’s my dilemma:

he has this friend group (he’s a football player so it’s them, a couple of the track kids, and then cheerleaders) and i would always catch him walking the same girl to practice with that group. i kinda had a feeling that they were dating, and one of my friends confirmed it and i tried to shut off my feelings for him.

THEN this girl shows up to school looking completely gutted, and i hear from one of my friends that he’d broken up with her the night before and that at lunch (we have the same one every other day so i don’t get to sit with him all the time 🥲) she’d overheard him telling his friends that he liked some girl and had left this other girl for her, but she only caught him saying the last portion of her name. now she thought he was talking about her girlfriend, but both of our names end the same so i’m literally going insane?? and he hasn’t stopped treating me the same ever since.

if, by some miracle, this guy actually likes me then i have absolutely no clue what to do. like i said, all my friends have known each other for YEARS and i’ve just entered the picture. so i know that if i start dating this guy, it might look absolutely awful to them because that other girl is also kind of in my friend group (she’s a cheerleader so she’s super popular/well-known). she’s also just a total sweetheart and i’d die if i hurt her :(

sorry this is so long bahaha. i just need some clarity on this whole situation because i’m so close to ripping my entire head of hair out.

i need his hairy, bear body crushing mine as he pounds me thx 🎀

hi besties!!! this next monday will be my exam in mr.k’s class. that means after monday i won’t be returning to his class again :((((

despite despite despite

we have what was, and today i have more to talk about.

okay so i think i already talked about how he checks in on me when i miss a day of school, which is frequent due to disabilities of mine. but he’s also very, shall i say, forgiving. he has told me, because i only have two classes and won’t be coming on friday for first period exams, that he isn’t going to mark an absence for the time post-exam for studying. which sounds dumb but the conversation went something like

me: so i don’t have a first period so i just don’t come in on friday?

k: mhm, but if you don’t come in i’ll have to mark you absent…

me: oh…so do i have to come in?

k: we’ll im telling you i’ll just mark you absent

me: …okay…i don’t think i’m picking up the subtext

k: whispering im not marking it as an absence!

then it clicked!

a little while later, i didn’t have work to do, (which btw he never stops telling me how remarkable and amazing my grade is :3) i was reading. and with zero shame i’ll admit i’m a kindle reader. something about it is so motivating to actually read. i’m currently reading black ties and white lies im nearly 50% in and so far it’s alright. mr.k walks up, literally from no where like a fucking ghoul, and starts asking what i’m reading, boarder-line interrogation. (important to note, i was wearing noise canceling headphones, and actively reading a page with filthy filthy words. ) this man is a science teacher, who has admitted to having dropped out of school in his 9th grade and taking a GED course. he HATES reading. and king won’t stop asking about my damn book.

in hindsight i think he must’ve caught a few words from over my shoulder, it is a jarring catch when you pass by a book full of the most sinful snippets. any how, he inevitably gives up as i avoid questions because, y’know, im reading p0rn. he just ends up asking if it’s good, and if he should give it a read.

face, completely beet red. god the thought of him sitting down and reading the words my eyes glaze over and get addicted to is mortifying.

i obviously said “meh, kinda boring” !!!!!!! i lower my eyes to words like “throbbing”, “whine”, and much worse. BORING IS THE LAST WORD ID USE!!!!!!

he makes me dizzy.

just binge-watched the entire maze runner trilogy

main takeaway: they should’ve kissed