No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining

feeling an incredible need to be bent over

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hi besties!!! this next monday will be my exam in mr.k’s class. that means after monday i won’t be returning to his class again :((((

despite despite despite

we have what was, and today i have more to talk about.

okay so i think i already talked about how he checks in on me when i miss a day of school, which is frequent due to disabilities of mine. but he’s also very, shall i say, forgiving. he has told me, because i only have two classes and won’t be coming on friday for first period exams, that he isn’t going to mark an absence for the time post-exam for studying. which sounds dumb but the conversation went something like

me: so i don’t have a first period so i just don’t come in on friday?

k: mhm, but if you don’t come in i’ll have to mark you absent…

me: oh…so do i have to come in?

k: we’ll im telling you i’ll just mark you absent

me: …okay…i don’t think i’m picking up the subtext

k: whispering im not marking it as an absence!

then it clicked!

a little while later, i didn’t have work to do, (which btw he never stops telling me how remarkable and amazing my grade is :3) i was reading. and with zero shame i’ll admit i’m a kindle reader. something about it is so motivating to actually read. i’m currently reading black ties and white lies im nearly 50% in and so far it’s alright. mr.k walks up, literally from no where like a fucking ghoul, and starts asking what i’m reading, boarder-line interrogation. (important to note, i was wearing noise canceling headphones, and actively reading a page with filthy filthy words. ) this man is a science teacher, who has admitted to having dropped out of school in his 9th grade and taking a GED course. he HATES reading. and king won’t stop asking about my damn book.

in hindsight i think he must’ve caught a few words from over my shoulder, it is a jarring catch when you pass by a book full of the most sinful snippets. any how, he inevitably gives up as i avoid questions because, y’know, im reading p0rn. he just ends up asking if it’s good, and if he should give it a read.

face, completely beet red. god the thought of him sitting down and reading the words my eyes glaze over and get addicted to is mortifying.

i obviously said “meh, kinda boring” !!!!!!! i lower my eyes to words like “throbbing”, “whine”, and much worse. BORING IS THE LAST WORD ID USE!!!!!!

he makes me dizzy.

yes, and i second that with my envy and distain.

is this a safe space to say I’m full of jealousy and hatred

i cant keep living like this

yes, it is what i want need

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Every single time he posts something from his Japan trip i go back and watch all the videos.

The ほらほら (look, look) video is by far one of my favorites. It’s one of his dialogue free vlogs, i love the subtle details of it. He adds subtitles with the Japanese translation, and the few times he does speak it feels extra special.

He went to Japan with friends, but he’s posted a few videos where he went out solo, like in this video, and it makes me so soft. He goes out to see something so calm, like when he hiked up Mt. Takao all by himself in Spend a day in Tokyo with me. Or in ほらほら, or おい、この野郎 ! (Hey, you bastard!). It’s such a sweet moment where he actually lets go of his character. Of course the captions he gives us aren’t so calm. These videos feel like the most honest version of himself.

And, god, he looked amazing while in Japan! I wish he wouldn’t wear hats as much as he does, his hair is so cute and fluffy, it causes a real reaction in me. Like it’s so dumb but Japan schlatt is my soft spot, my Achilles heel.

i’m bringing back the weird bitch outfits

sorry i just… sigh. #needthat