Guess Who My Favorite Ancient Is! Impossible Version

I saw someone talking about how they didn't understand how people could ship shadowvanilla because beast x ancient doesn't make sense and it's gross and whatnot and I really just wanted to reach through the screen, hold their hand and break the news to them about devsis's behaviors with shadowvanilla in particular...

the music video with the korean VA's shot me

they're so doomed I crode

im tired of this grandpa...

do you think the reason hollyberry treated wildberry more like her son than royalberry is because wildberry is a very distant cookie in general so he would've probably been a very low maintenance child that hollyberry could forget about (re:didn't have to worry about).

Yes I drove through the Pentagon can I have my fries now?

*pulls up to McDonald's*

Can I have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fry?

did you just drive through the pentagon-?

Shadowvanilla doodle time

Don't mind smilk's inconsistent looks, I'm still trying to figure him out <//3

(ㅅ´ ˘ `)( ' ㅁ ' )!?!?

He hit the pentagon.

MY SHADOW MILK PLUSHIE IS COMING IN AND IT GOT STOPPED BY US CUSTOMS?

WHAT'D HE DO???? WHAT WAR CRIMES DID MY PLUSH COMMIT???

ANYWAY IT'S COMING IN TODAY? AND I JUST GOT NOTIFIED? WHAT. WHAT.

can't peacefully drink your coffee anymore. because of WOKE.

Absolutely no context. Take it as is. (I made these and more a while ago and completely forgot I have a Tumblr to post on now)