He Gets Him To Wear Bells Like When Someone Puts Them On Their Cats Collar So They Can’t Hide Lol.

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(WIP - this is the only teaser you get ;3)

I know I already made him as AoD but this is gonna be different and it's for a different thing :) (AKA for my rp blog; @compassionatevanillaorchid)

Stay tuned!~

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

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ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)

Absolutely no context. Take it as is. (I made these and more a while ago and completely forgot I have a Tumblr to post on now)

Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??

time to put on my favorite shirt

im tired of this grandpa...

this took longer than it should've

FINALLY!! A panel accidentally deleted but we’re finally done!! Enjoy this goofiness I came up with. (Btw context of this is kinda like the start of Jambound where SMilk is in the vanilla kingdom, but it’s by his will, not against it :D)

This Jambound scene keeps replaying in my mind... I had to draw it...

Jumpscaring all former DSMP fans with this. If you know, you know

I shall make everything about shadow vanilla trust.