“what’s Your Dream Job” Im So Glad You Asked. Picture This. I Am The Lone Employee Of A Strange

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

...fortunately we live in a democracy.

he’s so real for that tbh

Tolkien: I love all the elves equally. I don’t have favorites.

Also Tolkien: …and here’s High King Gil-galad, scion of kings, star of radiance, the noble fire, flame of hair and eye, who rules over one of the largest elven kingdoms, is the only elven king to wield a spear, is likely descended from two of the most powerful Houses, begins one of the most crucial alliances between elves and men, and successfully bears TWO elven rings of power for a time. Yeah and he clocks who Annatar is immediately and defeats Sauron so hard he loses the ability to take physical form for years. Oh and he was so famous and awesome and beloved that even the hobbits sing songs about him. Btw.

every friend group should include:

A himbo

A mean bisexual

An even meaner lesbian

she/theys

he/theys

a token straight that’s on thin ice

an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized

and a short king

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

Rook de Riva "oopsie daisies" to a world shattering incident x Lucanis "MIERDA"x20 to a minor inconvenience is canon to me

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