Latest Posts by mouth-of-andraste - Page 8
I’m so sad.
RIP (kinda) Sauron, you would've loved "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter
Sauron: okay im back, thanks for waiting, i just had to commit an act of senseless violence to satisfy a primal urge in me that i do not understand and cannot resist, what were you saying before?
This feels relevant, somehow.
Oh, look what came up as I searched for that tweet. Huh. Interesting.
Health insurance is not a provider. It is a denier.
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
To all of the people making jokes about Aubrey Plaza and her husband. what the fuck. this woman has been a widow for a DAY. yet people won’t stop making jokes that she killed him, that she’s finally single.
they were married for four years, 2021-2025.
together 14 years.
they got a backyard wedding in tye dye clothes, in an hour.
they had plans of having a baby but held off.
she loved this man and yet you fucking incels can’t leave her alone. She can go out of the public’s eye for five days to five years and doesn’t have to tell us anything.
grief is weird.
i can’t imagine what it’s like to lose a husband. a friend. a lover.
i know condolences can’t fix the issue, especially with my own personal passing. but i’m sorry is the only thing we should be giving her. not stress about her at the golden globes.
My attitude to 2025.
Part: 144/?
Not a feanorian defender, nor a feanorian hater but a third secret thing
I eat breakfast and think of Gaza. I take a shower and I think of Gaza. I make christmas plans with my brother and think of Gaza. I call my friend to tell her I love her and I think of Gaza. I turn on a light and I think of Gaza. I go to protests and I think of Gaza. I take a walk by the river and think of Gaza. There is no thought in my mind not anchored to that place, many miles away from me
I like the implication that Elrond was blonde but somehow developed a different hair color either because aging Elves just do that or because he dyes it darker to come off more seriously which is very funny to imagine
Elrond: "Everyone called me pretty boy too often-"
no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixationÂ
You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.
Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.
every friend group should include:
A himbo
A mean bisexual
An even meaner lesbian
she/theys
he/theys
a token straight that’s on thin ice
an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized
and a short king
Part: 132/?
Elrond: Let's maybe not swear a binding oath to keep jewelry away from an Ainu at all cost. Let's maybe. Let's maybe just like, pinky promise to do our best. Trust me on this, you don't want to swear any oaths
Mean Girls (2004) || The Rings of Power (2024)
Part: 140/?
This is what the Ainur saw when they entered Eä for the first time
local children discover the plot of Star Wars