Damn, My Finger Slipped, I SURE Hope NO TRANSPHOBIC ASS BITCHE- I Mean, State Legislators Die

my liege your jester just fucking bit me

the existence of legal adults implies the existence of a, much cooler might i add, illegal adults.

as to clear up confusion, however, i must state that they are neither prisoners nor criminals, for not every criminal lies in prison or jail, nor are criminals necessarily adults.

Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

We all want a Dylan in our lives

My friend Dylan is such a profound person, and yet so simple at the same time. Do you know what I mean

“that’s not accurate to the comics!!” I couldn’t care less, these r my dolls and I will do whatever I want to them, i’m playing house goddamnit!! lemme live in my delusions!! It’s called feeding ur inner child!!!