Emet-Selch: HELLO!? Azem: Hey, Whats Up? Emet-Selch: I Need Your Help, Can You Come Over Here? Azem:

Emet-Selch: HELLO!? Azem: Hey, whats up? Emet-Selch: I need your help, can you come over here? Azem: I can't, I'm buying clothes. Emet-Selch: Well, hurry up and get over here. Azem: Well, I can't find them. Emet-Selch: ...What'd you mean you "can't find them"? Azem: I can't find them, there's only soup! Emet-Selch: Well then GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! Azem: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! Emet-Selch: ... Azem: There's more SOUP! Emet-Selch: What do you mean, there's MORE SOUP!?! Azem: There's JUST more SOUP! Emet-Selch: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE! Azem: There's STILL SOUP! Emet-Selch: Where are you, right now? Azem: I'm at Soup! Emet-Selch: WHAT do you MEAN you're "AT SOUP"!?! Azem: I mean I'm at SOUP! Emet-Selch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?! Azem: I'm at the Soup Store! Emet-Selch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?! Azem: FUCK YOU!

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This is honestly giving every single proxys backstory

News flash it didn't lol teehee

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Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations

Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations
Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations
Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations

Volume 1: Isagi, Nagi and Bachira

Isagi part 1

Isagi part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Nagi part 1

Nagi part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Bachira part 1

Bachira part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Volume 2: Chigiri, Reo and Rin

Chigiri part 1

Chigiri part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Reo (full) (translated by 705point8)

Rin part 1

Rin part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Volume 3: Niko, Kunigami and Hiori

Niko (chapters 1 and 2) (in progress)(translated by carbunnyra)

Kunigami part 1

Kunigami part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Hiori part 1

Hiori part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Disclaimer: I do not own Blue Lock or any of its characters. Blue Lock was created by Kaneshiro Muneyuki and Nomura Yusuke. The light novels were written by Moegi Momo. All rights belong to the publisher, Kodansha. These are fan translations of the original Japanese and distributed for entertainment only.


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reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

I want to use this but I have no bf/gf/partner 💔💛💙 (opens c.ai)

Spanish affectionate names (because we can do better than using “mi amor” a hundred times)

Author’s note: Spanish uses gendered nouns. Masculine nouns often end in -o (example: “guapo”) and feminine nouns often end in -a (example: “princesa”). There are also gender neutral names! I’ll list those too for my people that are non-binary! This list is not exhaustive, so feel free to reblog and add more! Also, some words may have different translations depending on the country!!!!!

For him (names to use towards someone who identifies as a man)

Guapo : handsome

Rey : king

Príncipe: prince

Chulo / Lindo : cute, cutie

Bichito : little bug (disclaimer: in Puerto Rico, “Bicho” means “d*ck, so “Bichito” would mean “little d*ck”. )

For her (names to use towards someone who identifies as a woman)

Princesa: Princess

Guapa : beautiful

Muñeca : doll

Reina : queen

For everyone (he/him, she/her, they/them)

Mi corazón : my heart

Mi alma : my soul

Mi vida : my life

Mi cielo : my sky/heaven

Mi tesoro : my treasure

Mi luz : my light

There are tons more out there. Do a quick search!

Happy writing!

Sometimes my pets are annoying little fuckers, today I was just minding my own business drawing and I was proud of this drawing too (it was of eyeless jack) and my cat just bops my pen and my lineart is ruined.

Sometimes My Pets Are Annoying Little Fuckers, Today I Was Just Minding My Own Business Drawing And I

And she was all like Izma cat


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I Rest My Case Here 😌

I rest my case here 😌


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2 years ago

Honestly I can do my own but it’s nice once in a while are me and lachie gonna work out or what

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Free Tarot Readings For Everyone Who Follows AND Reblogs This! I Will Be Checking!!!

tied up monster bf that whines and uselessly thrusts into the air in front of you when you don't let him near your sloppy wet hole out of punishment

said monster bf that breaks through the ropes & pins your tiny weak body down, rutting against you, planning to make sure you get bred with every. last. drop. >>>

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