He’s So Whimsy

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I wish there were ants the size of golden retrievers, but they also behaved like golden retrievers. I want Strength the Watcher, my special needs ant, to climb up onto my bed after a long day of being an ant. Ourghhh I love ants so much.

I'm mentioned holyyy molyyyy

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YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN’T

"Music is all shit nowadays." "There are no new good games they all suck." "All new TV shows are horrible" you are a giant pit of darkness and misery.

as someone who was in the creepypasta fandom since like… 2011… let me hold your hand as i tell you something: do not take this stuff so damn seriously.

this fandom was created by people of different ages who just had fun. some made scary pictures, some told creepy stories. some made mmds videos, some made memes.

let people have fun. that’s the point of being in a fandom – having fun. let people make self-inserts, let people make oc’s. all creepypastas are OC’S, YOU DO KNOW THAT, RIGHT?? RIGHT??? if you cringe so hard – scroll it down! the amount of people that whine, complain and tell others to stop doing all that because “uhh um ☝🏻🥸 akchually slendermansion isn’t real so unvalid + cringe + l + ratio” is astounishing.

if you want to make yourself a creepypasta story – you go, kid. if you want to write a 100500 pages, agnst, hurt/comfort, slowburn with your oc and jeff the killer – pop off. and obv i’m not talking about folks who are weird with their content in general (yes, mishi-mishi, i’m looking at you), i’m talking about everyone who just wants to be a part of this creative buzz and do their own thing. therefore, here is my blessing: you do you! who cares if it’s cringe in our mighty year of 2025. literally no one. slay.

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first post to display the worms in my brain

swifties keep saying taylor swift "is the music industry" and I just can't comprehend the mind of someone who thinks that's a compliment.

like, yes, you're right. she is the face of and leading innovator in draining music fans for every last penny you can get and encouraging parasocial behavior. congratulations, you're a devotee to the goddess of capitalism.

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.