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Friendly reminder that the world is on fire and you should let people find joy in things they like.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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WE'RE RELIABLE WITH THE LAIDIES!!!

I got called squishy today at work by a 3 year old……..just wanted to say that I thought that was the funniest interaction ever.

Honestly you people need to start thinking about fanfiction like a restaurant.

You do not have to order the salmon if you don't like salmon.

If I order the salmon, I am not forcing you to eat the salmon. Nor are you obligated to order it just because I am.

If we are going with the intention of sharing food, that's okay! I happen to like steak too. I don't need to order the salmon. I'm capable of going to the restaurant and not ordering the salmon. We can order the steak.

There is a whole menu of things you can have. The salmon is just an option. We can even find a restaurant that doesn't serve salmon at all.

Yes, I know some people are allergic to salmon. But I'm not going up to them and force-feeding it to them. The only way my salmon can hurt them is if they come to our table and take the salmon.

The only way you'll expose yourself to my salmon and the unpleasantness of eating it is if I tell you my dish has salmon in it and you insist on having a bite anyway.

You're midway through your meal and realize it has salmon in it? Okay. Lets send it back and order something else. Maybe you didn't see it in the ingredients list. Or maybe the chef didn't put it down.

Its really that simple.

why can I 1000% imagine him shaking his head so they all clack together and make noise?

mountain 100% puts gold rings on his antlers to mimic piercings.

i see your "the ghouls decorate his antlers while he naps as a prank" and i raise you "he decorates his antlers himself because he likes how excited the others get whenever he does it"

Ya’ll I just got a 13 week old Aussie pup. He’s a blessing and I love him and he’s shy and so fucking goofy I love him!!!!

do you like my jellyfish. (you better)

my mom looking at me at 3 years old eating dandelion puffs, choking, and then going back for another