As A Mech/robot Lover, I Am Infatuated With This Design. I Cannot Overstate How Much I Love How Angler,

That’s the best pun ever. Congrats, you win.

My gender is Homosexula

I’m trying to go to sleep but I can’t stop crying about Grimace.

HE JUST WANTED TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭😭

He was trying to celebrate with his cool shake and make people happy on his birthday and we treated him terribly. Like happy birthday, lemme go drench myself with shake in the woods. I bet they didn’t even go to his birthday party.

Like I just omg I’m so upset. But we can fix this!

Reblog this post to wish Grimace a happy birthday and say what you would get grimace for his birthday!

This. Just….this.

imagine you're twenty years old and one of the only adults in the world you trust asks you to go on a highly dangerous quest to help fix the thing you broke. but whoops, your ex is also here! and the two of you haven't talked since the breakup (and she's still living in the airstream you two shared) but it'll be fine! you'll be all cool! and then they straight up kill you trying to be helpful. but it's all fine! your best buds go to magical goat island and bring you back! and said magical goat teleports you to the exact island where your objective is!

and sure the two of you have a blowout fight you insist your friends are a part of. and sure boudicca is a bitch and tries to kill your ex, who you still deeply care about, but you then you kill her and tabby tells you where you can heal your ex so it's all good! and then you get there and your ex is instantly and dramatically healed by a hot overdramatic doctor, and you realize you are in an exact hell crafted for people like your ex (who you still deeply care about). and she's just getting more and more sucked into it as a said hot doctor flirts with them in front of you as you repeatedly remind them that the last time she did this shit, you literally died.

every day evan kelmp wakes up

When your on the same plane with your actual evil twin, but you’re both polite to each other.

Spread it, join it, walk in it, do whatever you feel comfortable doing, but, we are standing together 

If you ever needed clarification on how the Mustang/Hawkeye ship works, it’s just this.

"She really is his babysitter, huh?"

[[Video description: It is a video of a Riza Hawkeye cosplayer interacting with a Roy that is, ostensibly offscreen.

Text from offscreen reads "Hawkeye, I need the -"

Riza hands him a piece of paper from a folder.

"Oh, and I didn't have a chance to -"

She hands him a second piece of paper, and reaches for the pen behind her ear.

"Marry me?"

She hands him the pen, and takes one of the papers back as he has apparently signed it and says, sarcastically, "I took care of that too. We've been married for the past seven years."

She smiles as he says "Excellent."

If there has ever been a mood, it’s this.

FUCK ARASAKA.

FUCK THAT BORG PIECE OF GONG SHIT ADAM SMASHER.

I'M REINSTALLING CYBERPUNK 2077 AND I'M COMING FOR YOUR TOASTER ASS

How to diss an anti-vaxxer 101.

@yeahitsak