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The Council of Elrond.

The curtain rises. Music comes in.

Elrond: You are all here because of your fate...

Legolas (quietly): Or because Aragorn asked me out on a date.

Aragorn (quietly): Sorry, darling, it's too late.

Elrond: Let's start, the dark lord has a ring,

It's a dangerous thing

That helps him exist and do his dark magic,

If we will not destroy it, our fate will be tragic.

The darkness moves slowly to the world and our minds

Thranduil, thousands of miles away from the Council: You say "slowly" because you're blind.

Legolas: Not to sound rude,

But while you here were singing and playing on your lutes,

In my home we were loosing our heads,

We were fighting, and you didn't care about me and my dad,

And about three thousands of years of the war we had.

Thranduil: Well said!

Legolas: Okay, no matter how long I've been fighting Sauron.

Go on!

Elrond: I admit that it took me too long to understand,

Whom the forest elves fought on their homeland.

Probably, I really was too obsessed with my lute's strings,

But now, Frodo, show them all the ring!

Frodo stands up and puts the ring to the table.

Gimli: It should be destroyed, what are we waiting for?

Elrond, sarcastically: Why didn't I guess before?

Oh, Gimli, no, not your axe..!

Okay, it's not my fault that now your head aches.

So, the only way to destroy the ring

Is - what would you think?

Someone should take it to Mordor.

Everybody: ... ... ...

Boromir: Fuck you what

Everybody: ... ... ...

Elrond: It can't be a man, or an elf, or a dwarf,

For they are too weak.

But what if we use them all?

This way we can do it in a week!

Who wants to participate?

C'mon, guys, it's your fate!

Arwen, from the opposite side of Imladris: ARAGORN, NO

Thranduil, literally yelling so loud that the Council can hear him perfectly well: LEGOLAS, NO

Samwise Gamgee, appearing out of nowhere: MR FRODO, NO

Frodo: I will go.

Legolas, nervously: You have my bow.

Aragorn: And my sword.

Boromir: And my honest word :)

Gandalf: I will help you to destroy the dark lord.

Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Sam: And we too!!1!

Elrond: Okay, nine of you are here. And so...

Pippin: Wait, lord Elrond, where exactly should we go?

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Author's notes: Idk why I did it, but I love it. I'm crazy and I love it😂😂

Let's make the musical, guyyyyys!!1!

And with your help we can make it 100%.

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

Incoming rant.

So, recent days.. i've been watching the sleep token and ghost community with intreguie but i gotta state my point here.

I'm just going to sit here and say that real fans don't doxx the people they respect, WHEN SAID ARTIST wants to remain anon. Would you do this to a person you know in real life? i mean... if you would... get in the fire.

They also don't take unreleased music and use it to make money, when the artist themselves DID NOT want it releasing.

I hope you both get sued, fuck these people man. I swear, step on lego for the rest of your days.

vessel you know i love you man, but i have no time for cryptic shit like this rn!!!

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Vessel singing "darling" in Ascensionism like if u agree

the video I referenced is from when they played at Oakdale Theatre in Wallingford on Sept 15 in 2022. i cant link to it directly but you can find it in the venue's highlights on IG here (its somewhere in the middle) and it was reposted on twitter here (which is where i saw it originally)