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Colt

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he’s been through a lot

Forget Golden Power, this is the greatest element

Zane talking to Echo: your brother doesn't have sex. Your brother FUCKS.

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zane: i dont make love. i fuck. hard.

kai; zane freaked out cuz i told him i never drink water and now hes making me drink eight glasses a day. kai; like, theres water in soda. theres water in coffee. theres little pools of water on pizza cole, dissociating; thats grease, kai

Lloyd don’t wanna do the dishes no more

The Chart

/// a little dramatic short about Lloyd ///

/// also based on @evelinaonline’s meme lol ///

Lloyd woke up to the distant sounds of knocking. His green eyes were filled with a hint of annoyance, but also disappointment for he didn’t want to get out of bed. Turning his head, he stared at the door. The knocking continued, his shaky breath in sync with the loud, fast unimaginably painful noise.

And then, it had stopped.

His eyes widened, glistening with relief, but then it had quickly vanished. The door creaked open, and he met his gaze with his friend, Kai, who had a pained look on his face. “I don’t mean to disturb you, Lloyd, but I have some bad news…” he murmured.

Lloyd sat up in his bed, suddenly intrigued. “What is it?” He replied, dryly. His face paled when Kai held up a chart with names and lists of the days of the week. Kai’s eyes became grim, and he said, “It’s your turn.”

“No…” Lloyd whispered, his breath becoming heavy, “I-it can’t be… please… have Cole or Jay do it!” But Kai merely answered, “You made a promise to not complain. It’ll go quick, I swear.” His eyes hardened, his voice becoming bitter. Lloyd glared, staring up at the red ninja. “No,” he said, his voice heavy with anger, “I won’t do it.”

“But you have to!” Kai exclaimed, his voice too becoming angry, “If you don’t… you’ll experience the pain… Wu’ wrath… it’s too much! Wouldn’t you rather do what’s right then experiencing pain?”

Lloyd got up, his hands trembling at his side. “I can’t! You don’t know how much pain this has caused me… Kai, I… I can’t do it!” He exclaimed, breathlessly, his green eyes filled with pain. Kai reached out. “No…” He said, “But Lloyd, you CAN. I know you can. Please…” His voice came to a whisper, “You can save all of us.”

Lloyd let out a small sigh. “I guess… But I really don’t want to…” He walked passed Kai, and out the door. The beating of his heart grew louder and stayed in sync with his footsteps as he walked, walked, walked passed the other doors and into the kitchen where Jay, Cole, and Zane were sat, chatting away. Their voices subsided when Lloyd came in, and he walked passed them, to the sink.

It was already filled, one half with soapy water, the other… Lloyd shuddered, and picked one up, carefully putting it in. “This is not the end… but it might as well be,” he whispered, carefully.

“Dude,” Jay said, “It’s just the dishes.”

But I don’t want to do the dishes, Lloyd thought, but his thoughts were carried away with the sound of clinking silverware and running water, drifting away into the afternoon haze.

Zane taught me what a zoetrope is

Cole, Kai, Jay, and Lloyd, gen z, looking at a meme: haha

Zane, a Great Generation Baby Boomer Gen X Xennial Millennial Gen Z-er who has had to adapt to every change in humor for the past like 90 years: