I Like To Casually Say A Lie And Let Someone Believe It For A Minute, Then Tell Them The Truth.

can you imagine ninjago with profanity language

like my life would be complete

not only these but the whole series like omfg

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

...3 people already allegedly died

Tommy said that someone was going to die this season and what if that someone is Harumi

Ninjago Smell Headcanons

Cole smells *earthy* like woods and moss

Kai smells like something spicy, pepper and cinnamon

Lloyd smells like basil and mint

Jay smells like lime and bubblegum, because of the kid’s shampoo he uses

Nya’s fragrance is very floral and nature-y, like *water* lilies, moss and mint

Zane smells very lightly like eucalyptus and spearmint

Pixal, of course, smells strongly of lavender as that’s the only scent she buys of anything (and Zane really likes it)

Skylor smells like a spicy, heavy perfume like Angel

Ronin smells like sweat and man

Cole, Kai, Jay, and Lloyd, gen z, looking at a meme: haha

Zane, a Great Generation Baby Boomer Gen X Xennial Millennial Gen Z-er who has had to adapt to every change in humor for the past like 90 years:

Discourse

Pixal/Zane is the best developed canon relationship ninjago will ever have and they didn’t even have three seasons to drag it out on or an unfinished pitty party story to keep everyone in waiting.

Introducing: Circuit

My first ever next gen

Circuit is Zane and Pixal’s daughter, the future master of ice, and is currently 4 years old.

She has her dad’s ice blue eyes, white blonde hair, and energetic spirit

She has her mom’s pale skin, some soft pink circuitry, and her stubborn tenancies

Circuit is actively involved in ballet, and loves to dance!

One of her favorite things is twirling in her big fluffy tutu

She loves playing with all her many friends on the Bounty (that you’ll meet eventually) and likes playing puzzles with them

She is, infact, the best at puzzles

She has lots of fun putting ribbons and bows in her hair to “look the most prettiest”

Grandpa Borg often fits her with tweaks and updates as she ages

She’s one of his favorite projects to work on

In order to fit her with a personality, both her parents took a portion of their hearts and gave them to her so that they each now have one third of Zane’s original power source

This took a toll on the both of them, and Cyrus insists it would be extremely dangerous to try and split the power any further

Pixal and Zane both agree it was worth it though

Circuit (and her family) are taking asks

im Sick but nothing can stop me from drawing my favorite nindorks

Guess what just came out that I got to take part in? The @ninjagozine !

Even if you’re not into Ninjago, you should definitely give it a look! We had so many great artists and writers work on this thing it blows my mind!